By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 12:20 - Slovakia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
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Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

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Harry potter hope she's a fan

Harry potter probably hopes we are all fans...it's his movies after all

Harry potter :), hope she's a fan?

He*, I believe.

I think they were referring to the OP, not Harry Potter.

19, the books then? They're not 'his' as you so describe it?

10 points for gryffindor

Get a dog and call it collie Creavey or bella-tricks le strange! Or Dobby the Doberman :)

I have more :P Ronweiler, Sirius Black labrador, or for old wizards in general, Gandalf the Greyhound :P

Hermione greyhound

Nah, Hermione would be a cat, I think. In the books she accidentally transformed into a cat, and she had Crookshanks. Hermione just doesn't strike me as a dog.

96, one does not simply jump from Harry Potter to Lord Of The Rings.smh

That's my favorite too

Simple mistake, I'm sure it's not gonna kill the relationship, unless he REALLY loves dogs

I picture an epic dog, with an epic beard.

Hmm...a Labrador with its ears cropped and tail docked!! With Doberman markings. I like the sound of that!!

I agree 58 I don't see the fml here unless he is really really Indi dogs ;-)

122- fair enough. No argument about that. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Plus I'm not a fan of ear cropping as you can tell by my profile picture. :).

Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

I have a golden who does that too. Still one of the coolest guys I know. Playful, energetic, super friendly, and always wants to hangout. Couldn't ask for a better friend ^.^

Ah yes I've heard Golden Dumbledores are the best of the Dumbledore breed.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who pictured a montage of Dumbledore humping things around the castle.

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He means he can imagine a Labrador/Doberman mixed-breed dog.

Well, at least I got it...

I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

Your profile picture fits the fml!!!!

Just trying to save you guys the trouble of googling it, thought maybe if I used all my resources I could avoid getting my comment buried, but I guess I'm not getting so lucky today. :P

Now you need to go buy a reptile. Just so you can pit a Snape against it!

Don't forget Hermione the Hermit Crab! :)

Ron the weasel too

So? I'm sure he wont stop seeing you just because you said that. He probably though it was funny. Have some humour, woman.

Don't even worry about stuff like that. It shouldn't change what he thinks about you.

I agree this would have made me laugh and prolly liked op more. I don't see the fml here.

In fact it will just make him realize you're a little nervous, which will make him realize you like him. Unless he's an idiot.

Well who doesn't like Dumbledore!! Hopefully he had a sense if humor and laughed. :D