Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned...

By Anonymous - 10/1/2013 12:20 - Slovakia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

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By ICastillo | 24

#5317958 - Thursday 10 January 2013 19:01

Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#5317960 - Thursday 10 January 2013 19:01

I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

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By Catkam623 | 27

#5317953 - Thursday 10 January 2013 19:00

Harry potter hope she's a fan

HowieDoIt | 21

#5317986 - Thursday 10 January 2013 19:13

Harry potter probably hopes we are all fans...it's his movies after all

Catkam623 | 27

#5317999 - Thursday 10 January 2013 19:21

Harry potter :), hope she's a fan?

boofgall | 16

#5318039 - Thursday 10 January 2013 19:48

He*, I believe.

rvnclwprfct731 | 13

#5318068 - Thursday 10 January 2013 20:11

I think they were referring to the OP, not Harry Potter.

Clioo_fml | 17

#5318135 - Thursday 10 January 2013 21:19

19, the books then? They're not 'his' as you so describe it?

BRLHP | 24

#5318190 - Thursday 10 January 2013 22:01

10 points for gryffindor

Pretty_reckless_fml | 18

#5318276 - Thursday 10 January 2013 23:36

Get a dog and call it collie Creavey or bella-tricks le strange! Or Dobby the Doberman :)

Pretty_reckless_fml | 18

#5318289 - Thursday 10 January 2013 23:54

I have more :P
Ronweiler, Sirius Black labrador, or for old wizards in general, Gandalf the Greyhound :P

TML329 | 14

#5318396 - Friday 11 January 2013 2:23

Hermione greyhound

FML_Whale | 18

#5318418 - Friday 11 January 2013 2:52

Nah, Hermione would be a cat, I think. In the books she accidentally transformed into a cat, and she had Crookshanks. Hermione just doesn't strike me as a dog.

chilldude69 | 8

#5322287 - Sunday 13 January 2013 19:31

96, one does not simply jump from Harry Potter to Lord Of The Rings.smh

By tacojauns | 45

#5317956 - Thursday 10 January 2013 19:01

That's my favorite too

Cairo_Sanchez | 8

#5318114 - Thursday 10 January 2013 21:02

Simple mistake, I'm sure it's not gonna kill the relationship, unless he REALLY loves dogs

MichellinMan | 20

#5318206 - Thursday 10 January 2013 22:22

I picture an epic dog, with an epic beard.

KrazieKleo | 13

#5318211 - Thursday 10 January 2013 22:28

Hmm...a Labrador with its ears cropped and tail docked!! With Doberman markings. I like the sound of that!!

mystashisgone | 6

#5318336 - Friday 11 January 2013 1:06

I agree 58 I don't see the fml here unless he is really really Indi dogs ;-)

KrazieKleo | 13

#5319069 - Friday 11 January 2013 13:54

122- fair enough. No argument about that. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

KrazieKleo | 13

#5319070 - Friday 11 January 2013 13:57

Plus I'm not a fan of ear cropping as you can tell by my profile picture. :).

By ICastillo | 24

#5317958 - Thursday 10 January 2013 19:01

Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

EsotericBrent | 29

#5318222 - Thursday 10 January 2013 22:36

I have a golden who does that too. Still one of the coolest guys I know. Playful, energetic, super friendly, and always wants to hangout. Couldn't ask for a better friend ^.^

ICastillo | 24

#5318306 - Friday 11 January 2013 0:32

Ah yes I've heard Golden Dumbledores are the best of the Dumbledore breed.

ElementaryEdGuy | 18

#5318646 - Friday 11 January 2013 4:54

Please tell me I'm not the only one who pictured a montage of Dumbledore humping things around the castle.

By Squirrel1256 | 15

#5317959 - Thursday 10 January 2013 19:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MCRaddict15 | 15

#5318245 - Thursday 10 January 2013 23:11

..what?

gracehi | 31

#5318305 - Friday 11 January 2013 0:31

He means he can imagine a Labrador/Doberman mixed-breed dog.

vocaloidtiger | 12

#5318397 - Friday 11 January 2013 2:24

Well, at least I got it...

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#5317960 - Thursday 10 January 2013 19:01

I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

MsConfusedd | 27

#5317992 - Thursday 10 January 2013 19:16

Your profile picture fits the fml!!!!

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#5318013 - Thursday 10 January 2013 19:31

Just trying to save you guys the trouble of googling it, thought maybe if I used all my resources I could avoid getting my comment buried, but I guess I'm not getting so lucky today. :P