By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 12:20 - Slovakia

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
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ICastillo 24
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Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

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Catkam623 27
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Harry potter hope she's a fan

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HowieDoIt 21
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Harry potter probably hopes we are all fans...it's his movies after all

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Catkam623 27
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Harry potter :), hope she's a fan?

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boofgall 16
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He*, I believe.

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rvnclwprfct731 13
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I think they were referring to the OP, not Harry Potter.

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Clioo_fml 17
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19, the books then? They're not 'his' as you so describe it?

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BRLHP 24
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10 points for gryffindor

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18
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Get a dog and call it collie Creavey or bella-tricks le strange! Or Dobby the Doberman :)

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18
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I have more :P Ronweiler, Sirius Black labrador, or for old wizards in general, Gandalf the Greyhound :P

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TML329 14
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Hermione greyhound

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FML_Whale 18
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Nah, Hermione would be a cat, I think. In the books she accidentally transformed into a cat, and she had Crookshanks. Hermione just doesn't strike me as a dog.

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chilldude69 8

96, one does not simply jump from Harry Potter to Lord Of The Rings.smh

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tacojauns 45
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That's my favorite too

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Cairo_Sanchez 8
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Simple mistake, I'm sure it's not gonna kill the relationship, unless he REALLY loves dogs

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MichellinMan 20

I picture an epic dog, with an epic beard.

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KrazieKleo 13
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Hmm...a Labrador with its ears cropped and tail docked!! With Doberman markings. I like the sound of that!!

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mystashisgone 6
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I agree 58 I don't see the fml here unless he is really really Indi dogs ;-)

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KrazieKleo 13
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122- fair enough. No argument about that. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

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KrazieKleo 13
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Plus I'm not a fan of ear cropping as you can tell by my profile picture. :).

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ICastillo 24
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Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

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EsotericBrent 29
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I have a golden who does that too. Still one of the coolest guys I know. Playful, energetic, super friendly, and always wants to hangout. Couldn't ask for a better friend ^.^

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ICastillo 24
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Ah yes I've heard Golden Dumbledores are the best of the Dumbledore breed.

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

Please tell me I'm not the only one who pictured a montage of Dumbledore humping things around the castle.

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Squirrel1256 15

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gracehi 31
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He means he can imagine a Labrador/Doberman mixed-breed dog.

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vocaloidtiger 12
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Well, at least I got it...

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

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MsConfusedd 27
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Your profile picture fits the fml!!!!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Just trying to save you guys the trouble of googling it, thought maybe if I used all my resources I could avoid getting my comment buried, but I guess I'm not getting so lucky today. :P

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Zebediabolical 39
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Now you need to go buy a reptile. Just so you can pit a Snape against it!

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ambitiousnygrl 17
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Don't forget Hermione the Hermit Crab! :)

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XcuzimsotiredX 25

Ron the weasel too

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Yongchi 11

So? I'm sure he wont stop seeing you just because you said that. He probably though it was funny. Have some humour, woman.

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HiddenValley 5
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Don't even worry about stuff like that. It shouldn't change what he thinks about you.

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mystashisgone 6
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I agree this would have made me laugh and prolly liked op more. I don't see the fml here.

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YepThatsMeee 23
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In fact it will just make him realize you're a little nervous, which will make him realize you like him. Unless he's an idiot.

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Dory123 9
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Well who doesn't like Dumbledore!! Hopefully he had a sense if humor and laughed. :D

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