My ears!
By ANONYMOUS -_- - 15/12/2013 17:18 - United States - Providence

By ANONYMOUS -_- - 15/12/2013 17:18 - United States - Providence
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I wish I weren't a bellend
*sees location* Maybe this person was trying to choke it to death in order to make some Kentucky Fried Cock.
That was terrible. I get it, but it's terrible.
Go Murica.
Stroke it dont choke it
I'd fit right in! you could learn alot from these guys!
A lot about what NOT to say if said guy wants to settle down, nam'sayin'?
ya I'm with you. that group sounds like the type of guys you could have a beer and watch the game with. they also sound like the type that won't run away when you get caught in a fight...
OP is a girl.
Well it's his fault for being ambiguous with his instructions
I don't know about you guys, but every time I think of the South, "haggard hand job", is the first thought that comes to mind. It's common knowledge that all those beautiful Southern bells are horrible at the art of the infamous hand job. Now blow jobs, well let's just say that accent of theirs must really work out their tongue muscles..
I was definitely joking, haha. Bad hand jobs are an epidemic that sweeps the entire globe. I'm quite surprised anyone would take my comment literally. I'm from Pennsylvania. The callused hands belonging to those cute Amish gals certainly aren't a treat for my "heavenly wood". Haha..
"Here they come to snuff the rooster"
Sounds like his life might suck more than yours---depending on what damage all that choking caused.....
Boys will be boys?
hiding in estrogen and wearing aubergine dreams?
Take notes, OP
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*sees location* Maybe this person was trying to choke it to death in order to make some Kentucky Fried Cock.
Maybe he should loosen his grip on his right hand next time