Today, my boss got angry at me because my English is better than his. He accused me of trying to steal his management position, and implied that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. FML
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tywinn
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At least your English is better!
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Futacy
| 29
Hmm, that's funny. Most mature people are happy when people know how to speak correctly.
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tywinn
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At least your English is better!
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hopsinlove17
| 26
That's something to be proud of! I'm sure you'll get hired easily because of your skills(:
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gc327072
| 29
Bosses these days... Like a bunch of middle schoolers... "OMG DNT U CURECT ME I'LL FIRE U GRAMER DUSNT MATTER IM UR BOSS HAVE RESPEKT."
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NanillaVipples
| 2
Send him to the Internet, we'll take care of him... >:]
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lajaynay
| 15
Better English is definitely something to be proud of. My manager is an idiot also and her texting drives me insane. She uses Ty for thank you, u for you and etc. She also doesn't proofread any of the signs she will post around our store.
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Inheritance
| 10
Tell him you have no desire to take his job. Also thank him for letting you know you are good enough for his position.
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12GaugeTurtle
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Use really big words to insult him. It'll get your anger out and he won't know what you said.
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LO388
| 7
1 - you're*.
Sincerely, OP's boss.
Sincerely, OP's boss.
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Futacy
| 29
Hmm, that's funny. Most mature people are happy when people know how to speak correctly.
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M_Rainbow
| 7
Tell him it's because you read FML everyday.
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gc327072
| 29
The really cancerous grammar is only in the moderating part. That's where you get those "man door hand hook car door" sorts of things.
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larsindrumzxx
| 0
LOOL WHAT A FRICKEN BAUSS
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MrSnoopyJ
| 1
No one deserves an ignorant boss, be lucky if you do get fired.
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AbstraktThoughts
| 13
Because getting fired in this shitty economy is viewed as "lucky"...
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iXTMAstro
| 6
Don't be sad. Take pride in it. You will probably get much farther in life than him!
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hopsinlove17
| 26
I didn't see this before I posted, but I agree completely(:
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WearingHats
| 14
I doubt that if he is being fired. Plus his boss already has a head start.
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TheTwistedOtaku
| 16
That's a really dumb reason to get mad, fyl for having such an ignorant manager.
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MinecraftGeek
| 8
Anime ftw
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briancallahan
| 3
Start lookin now! Don't work for a dick!
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KommanderKush420
| 5
With a name like zoosmell pooplord you know your good at english
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redbluegreen
| 40
Thank you for your words of wisdom, KommanderKush420.
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KommanderKush420
| 5
You have much to learn young grasshopper
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BatemanFML
| 0
*you're. Too much kush will fry your grammar skills
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PhishloverA
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#10 I'm not usually a grammar nazi but since you said that I have to be. First of all why does that name mean he isn't good at English? Secondly 'your' will never mean 'you are'
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ebonyirony
| 29
37- fry it, yes, but guess what I can do with a rat and some pipes.
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homesuckfucker
| 28
his name is actually a homestuck reference.
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BeRealB
| 4
That sucks and all but I have to ask where your name came from?
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redbluegreen
| 40
Let me tell you about Homestuck.
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BeRealB
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Please do tell
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SeniorHaG
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You'd be a better boss than him.
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maszaros
| 9
Considering OP can't use a comma properly, I doubt it.