That's something to be proud of! I'm sure you'll get hired easily because of your skills(:

Bosses these days... Like a bunch of middle schoolers... "OMG DNT U CURECT ME I'LL FIRE U GRAMER DUSNT MATTER IM UR BOSS HAVE RESPEKT."

Send him to the Internet, we'll take care of him... >:]

Better English is definitely something to be proud of. My manager is an idiot also and her texting drives me insane. She uses Ty for thank you, u for you and etc. She also doesn't proofread any of the signs she will post around our store.

Tell him you have no desire to take his job. Also thank him for letting you know you are good enough for his position.

Use really big words to insult him. It'll get your anger out and he won't know what you said.

1 - you're*. Sincerely, OP's boss.

Tell him it's because you read FML everyday.

The really cancerous grammar is only in the moderating part. That's where you get those "man door hand hook car door" sorts of things.

Because getting fired in this shitty economy is viewed as "lucky"...

I didn't see this before I posted, but I agree completely(:

I doubt that if he is being fired. Plus his boss already has a head start.

Anime ftw

Thank you for your words of wisdom, KommanderKush420.

You have much to learn young grasshopper

*you're. Too much kush will fry your grammar skills

#10 I'm not usually a grammar nazi but since you said that I have to be. First of all why does that name mean he isn't good at English? Secondly 'your' will never mean 'you are'

37- fry it, yes, but guess what I can do with a rat and some pipes.

his name is actually a homestuck reference.

Let me tell you about Homestuck.

Please do tell

Considering OP can't use a comma properly, I doubt it.