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By Anonymous - 08/04/2015 17:19 - United States - Ann Arbor

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Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

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By Obi-Wan - 08/09/2019 04:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I walked in on my 17 year-old son masturbating. He froze, raised his hand and tried to use the "force" to remove the memory. I'm regretting ever having let him watch Star Wars. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By bestiality, not even once - 14/06/2013 22:29 - Ireland - Waterford

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Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

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Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By guh - 31/08/2016 15:54 - Malaysia - Subang Jaya

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Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

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Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

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Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield

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Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML

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By The fuck, junior? - 05/07/2013 22:45 - Canada - Gatineau

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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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biasedshooter 24

Thursday 9 April 2015 0:09

You need to just let it go

Lone_Wolf_______ 9

Thursday 9 April 2015 0:08

You didn't knock?

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kavyashahs 16

Monday 20 April 2015 20:59

He made the theatre dirty

unholyknight95 2

Monday 20 April 2015 21:30

Just let it go.

verysmarmy 11

Monday 20 April 2015 21:54

Which scene?

chickendude123 4

Saturday 4 July 2015 9:36

What scene!!??

Arius13 19

Tuesday 7 July 2015 23:24

Which scene? 0

feitan98 13

Tuesday 11 August 2015 23:29

I'm 16 and going through puberty I can jack it to a shampoo bottle or a wall. During that time during and awhile after puberty hormones start going crazy.

feitan98 13

Tuesday 11 August 2015 23:31

Though I also take testosterone boosters for working out and since I'm going through puberty it just makes the side effects worse. ( horny, and a quick fuse to anger are the worst for me) I also got off because of math homework once. I felt disturbing afterwards.

trumpy 9

Thursday 14 January 2016 2:16

the disney movie or the scary movie?

Tytonic 16

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:56

YDI for not knocking like you should have.

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