#1 mistake was paying $60 for a basketball

She'll be onto B and E's in no time! Her parents must be so proud.

What's a B&E? Bacon and Eggs?

WOW...

It's "breaking and entering". Though bacon and eggs sound amazing right now.

clearly has never been to jail.

Clearly is a good thing.

I think we are missing one point here,.. Who spends $60 on a basketball? I mean does it come with a three-on-three pick up team???

If I pay $60 for a B-Ball, I want auto-aim in that b****!

A quality ball such as a spalding or wilson evolution usually costs around that. If you're serious about basketball you'd be willing to pay it.

You have to be mentally deficient to spend 60 dollars on a Basketball. Some with those morons who pay hundreds of dollars for clothes or sunglasses.

40 I was referring to a joke by a popular comedian.

86- I take it you've never walked into a sporting goods store and seen the price of a sporting goods store and looked at the price of a basketball. Actually, I doubt you've ever been in a sports store but besides the point. The cheapest, most poor quality ball they carry is bound to run you $20 or $30.

The little bitch...

David cook right. Or is it Dave Cook? Or did he steal that joke from another person? I'm sorry I don't know comedians that well.

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121 - Dane cook

Make sure next time when there parents aren't looking, shove the girl, take the ball, and RUN!

No, before she got into the car though.

People, I did not say that OP run over and threaten the girl with violence if she didn't hand over the ball. It's possible to run over and politely ask for the ball and get it back that way, you know.

41- Innocent? I think not.

I have acquired a particular set of skills over the years, skills that are used to find people like you. If you don't give me my ball back, I will find you, and I will kill you. . .

44 no one is talking about you. The messages about threatening the little girl are aimed at 34

#46 Good luck.

46 GOOD LUCK IM BEHIND 7 PROXIES

46- I'm pretty sure that's what 34 was referring to before everyone down voted him into FML Hell. xD

*sigh* After reading 122's comment, I'm wondering if anyone got the reference.

That is stealing, so call the police (and warn a brother)

Well, she has one now.

I see whay you did there...

35- if you're going to put the stupid classic comment "I see what you did there", at least spell it right.

He obviously didnt expect them to actually drive away with it

Some parents do not raise their kids right.

"oh honey look, Susie found a brand new basketball"

I think the parents might have made her steal it and told her to run back. You never know!

It's possible her parents have been plotting this moment all along. They really wanted this mans basketball.

She's just lucky she grabbed the right ball then...