All you had to do is ask why the Cable guy was answering your phone to get him caught in his own lie.

Rule 1 of cheating: When at the house of the person you're affair is with DO NOT, under any circumstances, answer the phone. Because it's not yours.

He's only mounting your wife.. i mean,. dish. Edit: I didn't click reply on yours! :( But anyway.. nice reference.

Since when do people working on your house answer your phone? What a retard. And if he was sleeping with her, wouldn't he be smart enough to not answer her phone?

lmaoo!!

you are very sexy.

I'm really curious as to what this says...

It means: "what a sonofabitch!", referring to the cable guy. "q" is short for "que", which translates to "what" "hijueputa" is an informal conjugation of "hijo" "de" and "puta", which translate to "son", "of", and "bitch".

wow. thanks for the translation :D wondering what that meant too.

I speak fluent Spanish, but I never would have guessed that's what it was, lmao

if ur spanish teacher is white then FYL

Actually, I'm Hispanic. I was just.. raised in America for the most part.. So.. Other ways of typing/spelling/saying bad words.. and even some bad words... I'm oblivious to. You don't learn a lot fo bad words when you live in Mexico from ages 3-9 ;D

Estas en lo cierto.

I commend your hyphenation, soldier!

More like a lame ass-excuse. (ty xkcd)

Tee-hee! She's in "Nalin the cable guy"... Ok that sounded funnier in my head in retrospect...

I laughed... hi 5. Sad situation tho...