Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML
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hotpockets92
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hey at least your wife is cheating on you with an extreamly idiotic person who thinks cable men answer other ppl's phones for them. fyl
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GeekLogic
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damn you Jim Carey
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Suekoff16
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That kinda sucks
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Reyo
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All you had to do is ask why the Cable guy was answering your phone to get him caught in his own lie.
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thedaish
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Rule 1 of cheating: When at the house of the person you're affair is with DO NOT, under any circumstances, answer the phone. Because it's not yours.
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GeekLogic
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damn you Jim Carey
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alexandraa_fml
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He's only mounting your wife.. i mean,. dish.
Edit: I didn't click reply on yours! :( But anyway.. nice reference.
Edit: I didn't click reply on yours! :( But anyway.. nice reference.
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hotpockets92
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hey at least your wife is cheating on you with an extreamly idiotic person who thinks cable men answer other ppl's phones for them. fyl
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oopsiess
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Since when do people working on your house answer your phone? What a retard. And if he was sleeping with her, wouldn't he be smart enough to not answer her phone?
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jazzy2588
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lmaoo!!
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iMP0W3R
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you are very sexy.
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rebel_yell_tiny
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q hijueputa!!
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dudeitsdanny
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I'm really curious as to what this says...
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glorbnakcs
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It means: "what a sonofabitch!", referring to the cable guy.
"q" is short for "que", which translates to "what"
"hijueputa" is an informal conjugation of "hijo" "de" and "puta", which translate to "son", "of", and "bitch".
"q" is short for "que", which translates to "what"
"hijueputa" is an informal conjugation of "hijo" "de" and "puta", which translate to "son", "of", and "bitch".
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357oboh
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wow.
thanks for the translation :D
wondering what that meant too.
thanks for the translation :D
wondering what that meant too.
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dudeitsdanny
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I speak fluent Spanish, but I never would have guessed that's what it was, lmao
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eduardo2k
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if ur spanish teacher is white then FYL
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dudeitsdanny
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Actually, I'm Hispanic.
I was just.. raised in America for the most part..
So.. Other ways of typing/spelling/saying bad words.. and even some bad words...
I'm oblivious to. You don't learn a lot fo bad words when you live in Mexico from ages 3-9 ;D
I was just.. raised in America for the most part..
So.. Other ways of typing/spelling/saying bad words.. and even some bad words...
I'm oblivious to. You don't learn a lot fo bad words when you live in Mexico from ages 3-9 ;D
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boredSOLDIER
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Estas en lo cierto.
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johnwin
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hahaha, wow that sucks. maybe you can ask for free cable now?
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detritornado
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dont they usually call your home first anyways? maybe she found out and bought cable. aw, who am i kidding, cable guys dont answer your phone!
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polkadot1453
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now that is a lame-ass excuse.
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BeeSkwaird
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I commend your hyphenation, soldier!
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Vioruby
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More like a lame ass-excuse.
(ty xkcd)
(ty xkcd)
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jayemdoubleyou
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Sounds like he was laying down some cable, buh-zing! Seriously though, that sucks.
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redbluegreen
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Your wife does porn.
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Starfire22
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Tee-hee! She's in "Nalin the cable guy"... Ok that sounded funnier in my head in retrospect...
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nikkers
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I laughed... hi 5. Sad situation tho...
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Tequilamockngbrd
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Maybe he was re-installing it! :D Be optimistic.