Today, my boyfriend’s parents saw me making out with my other boyfriend. They’re now asking me to pay them 300€, or they’ll tell him I’m cheating. They know I’m broke and that if we break up I’ll be homeless. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, during a small argument over clothes of all things, I totally lost my temper and broke up with my boyfriend. He is refusing to take me back and I’m now screwed as his wage paid about 60% of our joint bills. I may lose my flat. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. After she left, they told me they disapprove of her because of her supposedly lower social class. Now I have to either dump her or lose the money they set aside to pay for my university tuition. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later, he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
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Top comments
Rake 18
So you are staying with him just because you need his place to live in? And still, you cheat on him?
Anderling 33
Maybe you shouldn’t have had another boyfriend then.
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Comments (15)
Rake 18
So you are staying with him just because you need his place to live in? And still, you cheat on him?
Anderling 33
Maybe you shouldn’t have had another boyfriend then.
cuz803 46
Ewwwww you're a bottom feeder. Go get a ******* job and stop being a mooch. YDI. Go be with your "other" boyfriend and stop wasting the boyfriend's time that you cheated on. Pathetic.
Iamthebanzai22 21
I was going to suggest that you become a hooker since you are already 'putting yourself out there', but that would be an insult to honest prostitutes.
CJMajor86 9
So.. you cheated and want sympathy? You wouldn't get any here either, though I wouldn't attempt to blackmail you, I'd just tell the person. You deal with the consequences of your own actions.
Ubehage 32
You deserve it. Enjoy the bed you made for yourself.
Ghostrui 31
Parents are also pretty scummy to let you continue cheating on their son so long they get paid for their silence.
Thaylok 17
They should be charging $300 per month with inflation escalation and annual service charges. Honestly, I am a huge fan of letting their son know with pictures.
Iamthebanzai22 21
I actually think they want the 300 so that they can show their son that OP is trying to bribe them, otherwise she can say that they are lying. OP, save what little dignity you have left and break up with the guy you are cheating with. Even if it means you are homeless. And if you don't do that, may he kick you out on your arse.
garamo 4
i am sure the parents will tell their son after they cash out the 300 Euros (not $)
longnight83 9
"Ah, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions..." You deserve it, for the record. F that poor cheated on boyfriend's life, if you ask me.
lgrave 8
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FluffythePink 23
This is a prime example of the wisdom: Don't shit in your own doorstep.