Health and Miscellaneous: Today, I vomitted on an Oxford professor during my first university... - FML

By MenstrualCrampsRuinedMyAcademicFuture - 25/07/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I vomitted on an Oxford professor during my first university interview. They called me "little miss nervous" in my second interview. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

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By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By ugh - 21/01/2014 18:55 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML

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By spit saliva spit - 07/08/2019 20:00

Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML

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By s13495 - 24/10/2013 15:52 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML

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Dirty protest

By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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From the bottom of my... stomach?

By WhyICantHaveNiceThings - 15/03/2018 19:00

Today, I had the once in a lifetime opportunity to interview someone I’ve greatly admired for years and grew up watching. I was naturally nervous, but I didn’t expect to be so nervous I would throw up on him in the first 5 minutes. FML

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mekiswrite 21

Tuesday 25 July 2017 20:04

At least you got a second interview!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 25 July 2017 20:54

You puked on a first interview and got a second one? Damn, I’ve nailed first interviews and didn’t even get a call back. Now, I know what I did wrong!

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mekiswrite 21

Tuesday 25 July 2017 20:04

At least you got a second interview!

SpaceToast 25

Tuesday 25 July 2017 20:31

At least you're memorable, and got a second interview! You must be pretty impressive OP!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 25 July 2017 20:54

You puked on a first interview and got a second one? Damn, I’ve nailed first interviews and didn’t even get a call back. Now, I know what I did wrong!

bartsj1988 7

Tuesday 25 July 2017 23:25

Clearly, you didn't nail the first interview if you never got a call back.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 25 July 2017 23:40

Obviously! I neglected to vomit on the first interviewer! Rookie mistake.

Lillysar91 20

Tuesday 25 July 2017 23:00

Oh dear I know what stress can do especially when it's an important interview for a university! Well at least you got a second interview! Best of luck!Hope you get a seat! Do let us know!

J352SAURUS 30

Tuesday 25 July 2017 23:53

Stress coupled with menstrual cramps, apparently!

Lillysar91 20

Wednesday 26 July 2017 0:02

yes the name says so...Well some women get very painful periods (dysmenorrhea) and symptoms can include nausea and vomiting. Add the stress of the interview, it's pretty understandable.

MadJess 15

Wednesday 26 July 2017 3:16

At least you got called in FOR. A second interview!

ncparry 18

Wednesday 26 July 2017 20:10

There is the bright side that you did receive that second interview!

asemeara 4

Thursday 27 July 2017 15:43

At least they considered you for another interview!

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