I always love it when hot juicy filling spills on my boob...

#6 Get out.

#6 You should close your mouth if you drool that bad.

#6- We know how hungover you got when the Seahawks won. Just, next time, stay off FML.

Weird, this happened to me the other day but with soup. As if the domino's cinna stix burn on my arm wasn't bad enough.

them hot pockets be sneakily dangerous! ... and hot!

#51 That comment was really random..

#51. I'm a Denver fan but that comment was so pointless that it hurt my brain. it's FML not ESPN

but I do regret the Denver ass whooping

Boob filling

Diarrhea pocket

Ha!

Hot pockets, open wrapper drop in toilet. Congratulations you have just eaten a hot pocket properly.

I used to have that problem. Then I got a new microwave and now the whole thing is hot as fuck.

get one of those plastic covers, changed my life. the corndog industry invented them and everyone won, take advantage of this modern technology.

What she says is true left is almost always bigger

I must be a real freak then, my right boob is much bigger! :(

My right boob is much bigger than my left but men tend to go for the left. wut

I'm assuming all the men you know are right handed?

My right boob is bigger than my left! 0.0

hence why i said almost always there are exceptions

Shouldn't it be oO ?

You really shouldn't have said that cuz there's a pervert In the comments

I wish I had boobs. wat.

I'm a fan of both, but I'm ambidextrous so I really can't choose sides.

Everyone is a perv in their own way; some are more open about it.

@40 it depends on which is your dominant hand. Right handedness is more common so women who predominantly use their right hand/arm will build a larger pectoral muscle on that side causing a partial enlargement of that breast and if a woman is left handed vice versa. The more you know.... this service announcement was brought to you by the letters B, double O and BS. We'd also like to remind you of all the poor neglected sweater puppies in the world show your support by adopting one to love and care for today (please take into account sweater puppies are very social and thrive better in pairs)

Not exactly true because I've never been with a left handed girl and the left has always been bigger with one exception

False, both boobs are equally important.

what are you doing tomorrow OP? I have burnt boob fetish