By Nikia818 - United States - Newport News
Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML
Nikia818 tells us more :
Thank you all so much! To clarify, I wasn't naked. I had a tank top on. I'm only kidding about worrying about getting laid. I'm studying to get into med school, so I really don't get laid in real life. But it doesn't bother me. I let the hot pocket sit and it was the perfect temperature until that bite...which was at the very end... I do have a nickel-sized pink scar and it blistered a little bit, but nothing major. All in all, I now know that the filling of a hpt pocket is hotter than the fiery pits of Hell.
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  Eahae3  |  12

I always love it when hot juicy filling spills on my boob...

  AngelSpit  |  18

@40 it depends on which is your dominant hand. Right handedness is more common so women who predominantly use their right hand/arm will build a larger pectoral muscle on that side causing a partial enlargement of that breast and if a woman is left handed vice versa. The more you know.... this service announcement was brought to you by the letters B, double O and BS. We'd also like to remind you of all the poor neglected sweater puppies in the world show your support by adopting one to love and care for today (please take into account sweater puppies are very social and thrive better in pairs)

By  Pleonasm  |  34

But knowing her bad luck, I bet she'll only ever meet "left boob burned by hot pockets" fetishists. They can be really finicky about their fetishes!