Well hopefully you it a good enough job to get a good grade before blowing chunks

Diarrhea of the mouth?

It's the ultimate weapon!

"Now, you tell me if this gets uncomfortable at all"
"No it's okay, everything feels fi- GUURAHHHHHHWAEUUKELLELSQUELCH"

I can imagine someone thats puking making that noise.. ._.

Pleonasm, you spelt that last word wrong.

Dammit, I'm always just off on that one. That, and Eyjafjallajökull.

very few comments on here have made me physically laugh.

this is one of them.

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You usually have acceptable comments! Leave memes on pictures where they belong, not in your vocabulary.

because you were nervous or sick?

No, it's a hobby.

Does it even matter?

12- you win the internet

Of course. One can't just simply throw up for no apparent reason. Just ask NASA lol

That's nice, 41, now I have two.

Tends to happen if you take it too deep during oral

Total eclipse of the mouth...

I think that whether you passed or not, depends on whether you threw up in the interviewer's direction or not.... I hope for the latter.

I hope you're in medical school or health class. That way, you can claim extra points for an ultra-realistic demonstration. Or if you're in Art class, simply call it "abstract" to get an easy A+

If you're doing writing or math you're screwed.

Perhaps if it were an English exam OP could claim that the vomit is symbolic of something... Lol.

36- *OP vomits everywhere*
" The puke was symbolic of the demons that have left me, and how I am finally free from burden."

If you really want to be clever about it and you are in any of the arts just claim it was Dada and you have a good 50% shot of getting away with it.

You're living on a prayer

I hope you were arguing against something; because throwing up is the strongest argument against it.
Now if your oral exam had you pro something; you failed, I really believe in *barf*