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By yudencow Reading skills Today, I showed my parents the latest excerpt from my first book. It's about narratology. My dad thought I was writing about meat. He read "peaks and valleys" as "pork and veal." FML I agree, your life sucks 1151 You deserved it 146 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lisa - Australia - Kensington Today, my sister accused me of "leading on" her creepy best friend and said I should apologize to him for making him think he was going to get lucky. I haven't talked to the guy in over 5 years, except for one random encounter 2 days ago, where all I said was, "Hi, how have you been?" FML I agree, your life sucks 22646 You deserved it 1378 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BKCK4187 - United States Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML I agree, your life sucks 28066 You deserved it 6859 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By prego - United States Thanks mom, you're the best Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML I agree, your life sucks 69691 You deserved it 4860 213 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oldmama728 Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML I agree, your life sucks 33288 You deserved it 46186 438 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By JH - United States Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML I agree, your life sucks 43094 You deserved it 17965 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 122142 You deserved it 13323 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Parkersburg Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML I agree, your life sucks 32499 You deserved it 3027 194 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dangit - United States Today, I was wearing my favorite silk sweater, one I actually paid full price for. I sat down in my desk chair to work, and when I tried to get up I felt a strange pull. A corner of my sweater is still stuck in the screw at the back of the chair, the rest is in the trash. FML I agree, your life sucks 23317 You deserved it 3573 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Aerogal - 30/11/2020 17:01 Uber sister Today, I took my sister to the airport, after she asked me to a week ago. Five minutes into the ride, she told me she wasn’t going to the one 20 minutes away, but the one an hour away instead and gave me no gas money. FM I agree, your life sucks 793 You deserved it 154 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By please stay on the line Today, I was sitting in the break room when my boss came in and yelled at me about a mistake. Because I've worked in customer service for years, I instinctively responded with, "I'm terribly sorry to hear that, sir. I hope you'll still consider us in the future." FML I agree, your life sucks 5773 You deserved it 869 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By notgettinsome - Australia Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML I agree, your life sucks 49884 You deserved it 5176 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unitywoods - United States Today, our entire crew team was at a yoga studio for an introductory yoga lesson. All my teammates could talk about how hot the yoga instructor was in her tight spandex while doing the sexy yoga poses. Everyone, including the coach, wanted to do her. The yoga instructor is my mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 83036 You deserved it 4830 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By plantfood - United States Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML I agree, your life sucks 32928 You deserved it 6305 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous The Girl Can't Help It Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML I agree, your life sucks 1733 You deserved it 187 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nana. - Canada Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML I agree, your life sucks 9443 You deserved it 72906 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By notonasoccertam - 6/9/2020 10:09 - United States Harsh Today, I made my school's soccer team. I told the coach that since I have diabetes, I might need to sit out occasionally. He promptly erased my name and said he didn't accept "slackers." FML I agree, your life sucks 1431 You deserved it 183 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Grand Ledge Today, while in a hospital waiting room, a man started talking to me. After a few minutes, he asked me what I did for a living, and I said I'm a stay-at-home mom. He looked me up and down and said, "Huh. No life ambitions, huh?" FML I agree, your life sucks 35356 You deserved it 7557 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Pittsburg Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML I agree, your life sucks 35965 You deserved it 16866 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stainseverywhere - United States Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML I agree, your life sucks 38833 You deserved it 6283 280 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By whatafuckhead - United States - San Francisco Today, after my landlord commented on how rarely I drink milk, and I joked that I'm "probably going to die young" because of it. Then I immediately remembered that her 35-year-old husband died last year of a heart attack. FML I agree, your life sucks 21284 You deserved it 4861 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By noshow - United States - Richardson Today, it's the last night before a concert. Today is also the day my brother pawned my clarinet for drug money. FML I agree, your life sucks 36926 You deserved it 2556 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Rancho Cucamonga Today, my boss decided that, because I got dragged into a vacation that I didn't even want to go on, she was going to take a promotion back before she even gave it to me. I don't know what's worse, losing the promotion or going on that crappy vacation. FML I agree, your life sucks 18262 You deserved it 1810 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By savanna - United States Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. 30 minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML I agree, your life sucks 34222 You deserved it 4577 151 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Oakland On time Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML I agree, your life sucks 1534 You deserved it 981 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sleep Deprived - United States Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 29100 You deserved it 3777 140 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Point Pleasant Beach Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML I agree, your life sucks 33754 You deserved it 4909 270 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By { o } - United States - Miami Today, an old man approached me at work. I smiled and asked, "Hi, can I help you"? He looked at me for a few seconds before replying, "Fuck me, you need to lose some weight!" and then wandering off. FML I agree, your life sucks 30464 You deserved it 3694 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML I agree, your life sucks 9479 You deserved it 79587 143 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By preggersmcgee - United States - Nixa Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML I agree, your life sucks 29537 You deserved it 7237 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria Keeping up appearances Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML I agree, your life sucks 432 You deserved it 746 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By get a grip, son - United States - Pooler Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML I agree, your life sucks 46082 You deserved it 10803 145 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Sweden - Stockholm Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML I agree, your life sucks 25763 You deserved it 2838 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lucywatson - United Kingdom Today, working as a veterinarian, I received a complaint from a client. He said I sucked at my job, purely because I implied he should have brought his severely ill cat in a lot sooner. Which he should have. FML I agree, your life sucks 14241 You deserved it 862 36 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fleetingmemories - United States - Falls Church Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML I agree, your life sucks 44917 You deserved it 4308 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chevygirl51 - United States Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 47837 You deserved it 18030 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Pleasanton Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML I agree, your life sucks 42414 You deserved it 3957 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lrn2road - United States - Sacramento Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML I agree, your life sucks 49369 You deserved it 4520 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Not now! Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML I agree, your life sucks 42287 You deserved it 3814 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By right - United Kingdom - Weymouth Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in the Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML I agree, your life sucks 65468 You deserved it 8189 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 408 You deserved it 127 3 Comments
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 429 You deserved it 174 4 Comments