Today, I found the phone number of my biological mother after... - FML

By thedeadone - 15/07/2019 00:01

Today, I found the phone number of my biological mother after years of searching for her, and gave her a call. I introduced myself by name and said, "I'm your daughter." There was a pause at the other end, followed by, "The one I aborted or the one I gave away?" FML

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Boyufd 24

Monday 15 July 2019 0:15

well that's a good thing she gave you up for adoption

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Monday 15 July 2019 0:21

and that one question proves she made one (possibly two) good decisions in her life 🤷🏿‍♀️

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Sarah Lyn Guillen 12

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Monday 15 July 2019 0:04

Sounds like my Mom. We may have the same one.

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 15 July 2019 2:38

so... you're the dead one??

mazor 22

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Monday 15 July 2019 8:45

You must be the aborted one, then.

Boyufd 24

Monday 15 July 2019 0:15

well that's a good thing she gave you up for adoption

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Monday 15 July 2019 0:21

and that one question proves she made one (possibly two) good decisions in her life 🤷🏿‍♀️

1gullible_bugger 33

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Monday 15 July 2019 1:11

Hahaha.. Sorry to laugh, but.. Maybe there is a good train she didn't raise kids.

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 15 July 2019 2:39

choo choo

1gullible_bugger 33

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Monday 15 July 2019 22:57

Oops good reason.. Damn autocorrect

Beauford Rego 4

Monday 15 July 2019 1:17

Well don't leave us in suspense... Which one are ya????

Taylor Caldwell 10

Monday 15 July 2019 23:39

Look at the username..

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Monday 15 July 2019 1:26

Wow I hope your adoptive family is lovely. You dodged the bullet here.

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 15 July 2019 2:33

You survived your abortion? I guess you didn’t get the memo. Even if you did, fetuses can’t read.

jc1015 25

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Monday 15 July 2019 5:33

Should’ve said the 1 you aborted and that you were there to haunt her

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Monday 15 July 2019 7:54

I agree

Sarah_360767614 8

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Monday 15 July 2019 8:42

Clearly you dodged a bullet, there.

bass_ftp 12

Monday 15 July 2019 9:13

It's probably safe to assume any intelligence you have is from your dad's side.

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