•
•
•

NXcusable

0

0

0

7

523

2

Montgomery, United States
39
Sunday 17 May 1987

Nxcusable

Nxcusable -

Nxcusable -

Nxcusable

lovers5201

Nxcusable

Nxcusable

chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML

36 991

5 050

So, here's the thing…

HairyBoobs - 05/11/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

43 442

6 900