racello13
Baldwinsville, United States
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Amanda
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
fire0fisis
United States
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
pillowless
United States
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
shoveless
United States
Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML
Jlipka
United States
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Top comments
Kieranr10 23
I'm sorry that you have been burgled but having your oven door taken is pretty funny.
The_Avatar 22
Those are some damn specific thieves.
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Comments (58)
ElmoSP3 14
Gotta love Americans am I right?
FMLx321 9
Omg you should kill yourself,
r3ktm8 13
They probably needed it more than you do. Or, did.
DataWog 30
That is the weirdest thing I have heard all day. And I spent this morning watching a series of 'strangest things found in _____' videos.
iReadFML12 11
"Pull up to the scene with my oven door missing" LOL
Mick_Mathers6661 7
wtf x'D