CantTouchThat

About Canttouchthat

Super boring. Only come on here during work to waste time and get a few laughs. Hug for a hug? Whatever tf that means..??

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The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

5%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

2%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

4%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

49%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

42%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

16%
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

5%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

9%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

12%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

40%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

6%