By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 02:03 - United States

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Today, I turned 35. I was given my first-ever orgasm by the best lover I've ever had: a massaging shower head from Wal-Mart. That I bought for myself. It was the only gift I received. FML
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kate08_fml 0

that is a serious FML comment right there. F your life ... seriously

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silkee_shiny 0

Happy Birthday hun :)

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Mnemo_fml 0

aww :( 35 yr old virgin or just really unsatisfactory guys?

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kenn999 0

WOW, you really need to find someone that pays attention to the details...

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AnaMaree 0

I gotta get me one of those!

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xLovey 3

Sigh, one of the many, many reasons why I hate being a woman, I'm so sorry. Happy birthday..

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RunZoneFive 0

On the plus side your first-ever ****** is a pretty damn good present

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herekitty 0

I'm 21 and still have not had an ******. At least i am not the only one. But i hope i don't have to wait until i am 35 :(, anyway better late then never! Congratulations!

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stfuman 0

oh wow =/ I had my first ****** when I was 12. DDD:

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fmlmuch_ 0

thats hot ! make me a video. but that is an fml

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roflcopterzzz 0

123, you're an idiot. Women reach their sexual PEAK when they're 30, not climax, fucktard. They're two completely different things. Can the people on this site be any dumber?

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