SweeT
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice try
Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
amy
Wellesley Hills, United States
A cashier's life
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
SilverZephyr
Marion, United States
No joke
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
aere
United States
Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML
annonymous
United States
Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML
Anonymous
Who's that weird guy?
Today, I was trying to get a girl's attention, because I had a question. I shouted her name. No answer. I shouted again but louder. It wasn't her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Groom
France
Check these out
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
toelie
Oh the times, they are a-changin'
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Top comments
pzzzz 0
so you went up to two girls and said "What time is it?" and they burst out laughing? thats a weird reaction, you should have been like "Im not trying to hit on you ***** i just need to know what time it is" and walk away so they feel bad too
chinitabonita 0
were you wearing a watch?
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Comments (92)
Comoke1024 19
This really doesn't work anymore. Before cell phones, not everyone had a watch, or easy access to a clock while out and about. Now it's expected that you have a mobile device on your person at all times. Also why people don't push others into pools anymore.
One_Way 43
You can remedy that by saying, "Pardon me, but my phone is dead and my charger is at home. Do you have the time?"
vanessa_haha 10
Sleazy-----not so cool and breeezy :/
telli164 30
Time to leave obviously
pugpuggy 21
*slow clap*
fantasyworld 39
That is such an old pickup line.
Proud_Texan722 11
I just want to be top comment, so I'll give you some good advice... Don't drink the water, I trust Mexican tap water as much as I trust Donald Trump with America
BDanzeisen 20
Determined to get you there on time at the cost of your lives.
Yarecho 14
Well an FML that starts with a taxi in Mexico can't be good.
trucker2 33
What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico
pjsr 33
He's not making any money sitting still