SweeT
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice try
Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
amy
Wellesley Hills, United States
A cashier's life
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
SilverZephyr
Marion, United States
No joke
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
aere
United States
Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML
Anonymous
Who's that weird guy?
Today, I was trying to get a girl's attention, because I had a question. I shouted her name. No answer. I shouted again but louder. It wasn't her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Groom
France
Check these out
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
toelie
Oh the times, they are a-changin'
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
iammike
United States
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Top comments
pzzzz 0
so you went up to two girls and said "What time is it?" and they burst out laughing? thats a weird reaction, you should have been like "Im not trying to hit on you ***** i just need to know what time it is" and walk away so they feel bad too
chinitabonita 0
were you wearing a watch?
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Comments (92)
JN226 0
I don't get it.
giffinator 0
agreed #11
Vintage_fml 0
worst picking line ever,ever !
24788 7
lol, pick up lines only work on certain girls and that's if they've been drinking. Most girls don't want to be treated like they're in a porno.
Norse 0
What kind of Porno are you watching where the guy starts it off by asking what time it is?
PinkFloyd1977 0
Haaaaaaa!...
Thatguywhotrolls 0
Rule 34: If it exists there is **** of it. No exeptions.
Xuphra 0
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spoo 24
you tried... first step to success, and often the step that removes most people who want something
Alexgoesfml 3
That is a stupid reaction, unless you did it in a stupid way or something. Why on earth owuld use that as a pick up line, more importantly, why use pick up lines at all.
MissyWissyKach 0
"Hi. Do you know what time it is? I might be late for my Meeting." girls: " Yea it's __:30" You: Oh. I have time. Can I buy you girls some coffee?" That could have worked
brivielle 15
#19 oh wow u got game
xKagex 0
mabey make sure you're not wearing a watch when you ask. :P
MissyWissyKach 0
he can he just says it stopped working
Rewiinded 0
Atleast you made them laugh, which is always a good thing ;)