FML : Today, I tried to impress my boyfriend by slowly backing up and biting my lip to get him to come closer and kiss me. I ended up smacking the back of my...

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Today, I tried to impress my boyfriend by slowly backing up and biting my lip to get him to come closer and kiss me. I ended up smacking the back of my head against a brick wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

cyzn Say more :

Hey everyone, Your comments made me laugh! So here we go, when I was backing up I think he was more concentrated in what I was doing and not really looking at what was behind me (which he should of but anyways) when I hit my head he obviously started laughing and he grabbed me towards him and kissed my head (while continuing to laugh) Hes a sweet guy, I have a tendency of walking into walls or backing up into brick walls lol. My head was totally fine just a little headache afterwards. For in the future always check your surroundings aha. As for the whisper app, I posted that post about this fml with the grey brick wall background, just making sure, Everything is a secret on that app so i had no other way to show/prove that it was me, but anyways its not the end of the world. Thank you everyone who was concerned and made me laugh!

By cyzn / Monday 14 July 2014 17:59 / Canada - Sorel

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By Welshite | 39

#6008259 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:08

He makes you that lightheaded hmm? That's a sign of true love right there.

By tellyc | 26

#6008260 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:09

That ain't sexy

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By Welshite | 39

#6008259 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:08

He makes you that lightheaded hmm? That's a sign of true love right there.

sofaqueen_ | 14

#6008275 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:13

Just laugh it off and continue. It's okay OP it happens to the best of us :)

Random4Dayz | 18

#6008302 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:25

Maybe the brick wall wanted some action!

mahughes | 19

#6008305 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:26

I guess the love went to her head

PunkPositive | 12

#6008597 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 7:35

ydi
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AmbientFTW | 6

#6008778 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 12:31

^ stay Positive there Punk, you'll find a girl eventually.

By tellyc | 26

#6008260 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:09

That ain't sexy

Enslaved | 36

#6008379 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 2:01

You might not think so but I'm sure the boyfriend could have thought differently. OP was trying to be playful and flirty.
Some guys pick up on cues like licking lips, playing with your hair, exposing your neck etc...
As a joke/experiment, I once ate a banana in front of my BF with direct eye contact. You never know what odd things can turn one on 'til you try.

salvorican | 24

#6008411 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 2:26

I agree with you 34. But I honestly don't think I could eat a banana seductively with a straight face.

Enslaved | 36

#6008418 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 2:39

#41 Yeah, it was hard :P keeping a straight face. Lol I was worried he'd might have enjoyed it more if I had choked a little on it.

Also -- Reading body language and facial expressions are also ways to communicate. Why would someone limit themselves to only talking?
Don't you know "Hips Don't Lie"?

cyzn | 18

#6008438 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 3:04

Hahaha im always trying to be cute for my boyfriend

blazerman_fml | 17

#6008443 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 3:09

Yep.Yep.Yep.Handy notes.Was that one banana or two?I'm guessing this works for the opposite gender too right?
Hips don't lie xD Shakira

mete_orito | 34

#6008472 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 3:52

#34 I definitely think that if you had chocked on that banana, it would have been better. :-D

Taylor22294 | 24

#6008483 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 4:14

I think isn't would've fit properly.

tellyc | 26

#6008527 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 5:10

I realize I didn't make this clear I was referring to the hitting of the head! Aha

blazerman_fml | 17

#6008634 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 8:19

^Even if Shakira was smashing her head into a wall I would still find her sexy!Her ass is out of this world!and her hips do not lie!

DArthurVaderian | 18

#6008660 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 9:06

I am now imagining Flanders saying that while watching music videos

Llama_Face89 | 33

#6008750 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 11:25

45- damn doesn't look like you really have to try. You're gorgonzola!

AmbientFTW | 6

#6008779 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 12:32

Yes she is a big wedge of cheese...and you wonder why you're single.

1two3four5six | 23

#6009540 - Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:01

I would have just kissed him if I were OP. I mean, he's already your boyfriend.

krazymeatball77 | 7

#6009808 - Wednesday 16 July 2014 15:59

How fast backwards did you go?

By amberr_harperr | 15

#6008261 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:09

well maybe he'll still like the sexual reference and ignore the embarrassment and not make a big deal out of it

Koppol | 15

#6008740 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 10:57

Hopefully the impact didn't cause her lip to bleed. That would be pretty hard to overlook.

By Mattribute | 13

#6008262 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:09

Well, you tried

1two3four5six | 23

#6009542 - Wednesday 16 July 2014 7:02

I would have just kissed him if I were OP. I mean, he's already her boyfriend.

By Liyuesigs | 8

#6008264 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:10

I am impressed!

By yeahthatsmeee | 10

#6008265 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:10

Love hurts

gracehi | 31

#6008389 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 2:05

Love scars

sometimessam | 16

#6008442 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 3:09

Love ain't easy.

iLike2Teabag | 27

#6008465 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 3:39

If love hurts, you need more lube.

mete_orito | 34

#6008475 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 3:53

or a helmet in OP's case.

cyzn | 18

#6008478 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 4:04

Haha!! XD

gracehi | 31

#6008498 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 4:24

I see no one else here is familiar with the song "Love Hurts" by Nazareth.

Ololo_fml | 15

#6008601 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 7:40

baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me

MrsFlowers | 9

#6008604 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 7:44

Literally.

By Solarfaze | 20

#6008268 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:11

At least you didn't break anything...?

mysadlyfe | 9

#6008323 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:47

her heart is all

By ghostsoul21 | 12

#6008272 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:12

Aren't you suave haha

By Drizl | 17

#6008273 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 0:12

He probably felt bad for you and kissed you anyway!

JRT98 | 12

#6008356 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 1:25

Or he's an asshole and laughed.... I hope he'd still kiss though just to be nice, bricks hurt.

Respect101 | 17

#6008404 - Tuesday 15 July 2014 2:20

you don't have to be an asshole to laugh at that, more than half of the people put in that situation would laugh, and make sure the person is okay at the same time.