Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, while talking to my parents about my car, my dad said, "Don't put a lot of money into it because we will give you ours when we move." I asked why, and my mom responded, "Well, we helped your sister with her wedding, so this is going to be your wedding gift." I'm getting a car out of pity for not having a wife. FML
Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with, "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
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Top comments
iggz 0
He does have a valid point...
twofirstnames 12
If you read it the same way I did.. It sounds kinda sweet, but at the same time it sounds like he's calling you old or something. If any of that makes sense.
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Comments (188)
kapryiath 4
I don't get why this is a fml clearly he was trying to be sweet about scoring such a top notch chick to be his wife? All you haters need to gtfo
JenDanielle917 13
So after your wedding you went washing machine shopping? What a romantic honeymoon. :D
swinglifeaway123 8
Wedding gift dipshit.
mismonroe 0
You're apparently not married. Or even close.
alissa222 15
It sounds to me like he is trying to say "I got you then, so why do we need a new washing machine?", not that youre in need of replacing.
sailoroftheseas 7
burn
Soloman212 28
"Excuse me, if you're complaining that you got that washing machine, why did you agree to buy it, dumbshit?" I'm nearly 100% certain that France doesn't force you to buy any specific washing machine.
rocker_chick105 31
He can't take a hint
alival 12
Well that's rude
goldmedalski 0
Divorce that husband! What a d bag! I'm sorry!!
JenDanielle917 13
It was a joke..
ThorneCrossed 9
This is why you're said and alone
ThorneCrossed 9
Yea I know. I hate typos
Angel_Tigeress 5
If youre willing to divorce your husband over a silly little comment like that, you, darling, are going to be dying sad and alone. Its a joke. Lighten up a little.
Mimi12589_fml 10
Well your life will be so boring
Bebbo_fml 21
Yes lets divorce the guy just cause he said a joke. Want a new washer? Then tell him straight forward. If he says no, then its time you sabotage it and he'll have to get a new one for clean clothes
BabyGirl912 4
Bahahahaha that's priceless !