Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, while talking to my parents about my car, my dad said, "Don't put a lot of money into it because we will give you ours when we move." I asked why, and my mom responded, "Well, we helped your sister with her wedding, so this is going to be your wedding gift." I'm getting a car out of pity for not having a wife. FML
Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with, "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
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Top comments
iggz 0
He does have a valid point...
twofirstnames 12
If you read it the same way I did.. It sounds kinda sweet, but at the same time it sounds like he's calling you old or something. If any of that makes sense.
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Comments (188)
theprime21 8
Well it could just mean he values both because of that day
42billybob 5
He was hinting that the washing machine is still good. Don't speak in hints if you can't interpret hints.
juybuygo 13
or you could've just said "we need a new washing machine!"
ImafukNskittleYO 4
@123: Someone obviously hasn't been married. :3 you get registered at stores and friends and family by things for the couple. couples need clean clothes or they divorce. ;)
TexasBitch 13
**** his life for being married to someone who can't take a joke.
DarthVader77 9
I feel his pain...
awsamb 8
You set him up for that one
sulaymanf 5
"Yeah but I don't break down"
Nederlander95 14
I think he says since he got you and you're still great, having the washing machine be as old as your marriage doesn't mean it's shitty. So, not an fml
spicy_cabbage 4
Get rekt