Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, while talking to my parents about my car, my dad said, "Don't put a lot of money into it because we will give you ours when we move." I asked why, and my mom responded, "Well, we helped your sister with her wedding, so this is going to be your wedding gift." I'm getting a car out of pity for not having a wife. FML
Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with, "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
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Top comments
iggz 0
He does have a valid point...
twofirstnames 12
If you read it the same way I did.. It sounds kinda sweet, but at the same time it sounds like he's calling you old or something. If any of that makes sense.
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Comments (188)
Mythicleb 0
Just tell him you need a new machine. Duh
higgy6969 7
This is an FML? C'mon man!
icic6772 0
You can't argue with that.
EvilDave 13
Why don't you use those communication skills women are always claiming they have and TRY TELLING HIM YOU NEED A NEW WASHING MACHINE.
evebright 5
What an ass. Don't hint, most men don't pick up on that. Just sat, " Honey? I am going to buy a new washing machine today, do you want to help me pick it out? You know more about these kind if things." blunt, no guessing, and you make him feel like a stud cuz he's so much " smarter" than you are....NOT! stroke the ego, stroke the joystick, get what you want.
SpruceDread4578 13
Shut up. Seriously, just stop.
mbrooks5110 0
I've learned with men stop hinting and just say what you need, want, mean and feel. They aren't mind readers neither are women and men do get hints well they are straight forward.
strife1313 4
Why do women always hint about stuff? Just come out and say it... And besides a washer isnt really worth a hint
jcrotty19 4
Let's make a deal time
ecascio2010 9
This makes no sense. Was he saying he "got you" to wash clothes? But if the washer doesn't work....
culc16 0
Husband kicks ass