Today, I tried to hint to my husband that we needed a new washing machine. I mentioned that we got our current one way back on our wedding day. He replied, "Yeah, and I got you too." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I gave my husband an expensive watch. The first words out of his mouth were, "You didn't use our joint bank account for this, right?" He then asked if I still had the receipt. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, while talking to my parents about my car, my dad said, "Don't put a lot of money into it because we will give you ours when we move." I asked why, and my mom responded, "Well, we helped your sister with her wedding, so this is going to be your wedding gift." I'm getting a car out of pity for not having a wife. FML
Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with, "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML
Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML
Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML
Today, my husband finally decided to help with the laundry. He washed a pen and it exploded in the dryer. FML
Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML
Today, I asked my SO for help with just the laundry, which translated into him only washing his clothes. We're married with multiple kids, and I currently work 2 jobs. FML
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iggz 0
He does have a valid point...
twofirstnames 12
If you read it the same way I did.. It sounds kinda sweet, but at the same time it sounds like he's calling you old or something. If any of that makes sense.
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Comments (188)
SirEBC 7
"She's not complaining..." "He could have said it in a sarcastic tone.." L you aren't biased.
SpruceDread4578 13
Not sure about you guys, but it sounds kinder then I'd imagine. I see nothing bad about what he said.
Mimi12589_fml 10
Geez, it's just a joke! To me, it only means that these 2 ppl get along very well and allow themselves to mess with each other. If you want a husband that respects you so much he can't even make you laugh well your life will be so boring really. Well anyway in France we favor funny guys over very good looking guys ! So I'd say good for you to have a husband with a sense of humor !
SpruceDread4578 13
Well now I know where I'm going :)
smfhasc 0
why are you complaining ? maybe he likes the washer and is happy with what he has -.- if its that big of an issue get off fml and say something to HIM about it. ydi for being whiny and thirsty...
jlperry31 10
I hate when people hint. Good for your husband.if u want a new damn washer..ASK for it..
prettyinpink03 11
Should have sat on top of it in your sexiest lingerie and done it with him.
DustyStorm 16
He should be so lucky.... Remind him. Most of us don't find anything (material or otherwise) that lasts long. Or remind him that you acquired him around the same time....cougars are so in.... Rawwrrrr....
jmbarber 0
133: it sais ur bday is 7-1-95. july first kids are the best. now i know somebody else with the same bday!(: how sweet
Soloman212 28
They could have been married years ago, which would make her either broken down, or beginning to break down. Maybe he needs a bigger wife for larger loads. He's not complaining. There's a difference between complaining and dropping an obvious hint. What the hubby said could have been said in a sweet tone and not a sarcastic tone.
Thatonechic1995 0
Ouch!