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Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?

Hey, come now, I talk to my dog all the time. Though it's mostly somewhere along the lines of "get back here, you thief" but hey, potato potato.

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Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?

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Crazy dog lady! You can start a new trend of jokes OP! Haha. Nothing wrong with talking to animals. People normally get animals to have a companion and why not tall to that companion?

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Other people care. For some reason being a little (or a lot) weird gets frowned upon:(. I used to talk to my dog all the time and ....oh shit I just figured out why im still single, too:(. FML as well.

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Crazy cat lady? ..please don't remind me. My last owner tried to dress me up in suits! She even gave me shoes!

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I'm going to end up being a crazy dog lady who lives in the middle of the woods. It's sad that I can see it happening and have it planned out. :L

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Hey, come now, I talk to my dog all the time. Though it's mostly somewhere along the lines of "get back here, you thief" but hey, potato potato.

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Yeah, I was going to write "potayto potahto" but the Grammar Nazi in me swiftly beat me into submission. His name is Jeff. He's a real bastard.

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Now try to see which of the two ways you say these words: Either (ee) or (eye)? Neither Coupon Pecan Caribbean Tomato-- (is too easy of an answer. This word depends on where you're from)(:

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That's a boring game. You're boring. And I'm not going to play. I'm going to stand over here in this corner doing nothing just to spite you. Mmm. I feel like pizza. I wonder if I have any coupons to - OH SHIT DAMN IT FUCK YOU.

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I was thinking more along the lines of: TENNIS BALL FOOD WANT FOOD FOOD? HUNGRY. FOOD. WALK NOW? NEED TO GO PEE. WAAAAALK? But meh, that's probably just my dog.

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Screw you 17. Dogs are the second best animal out there! Right behind cats! If I were a dog I'd be supportive of my human!

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