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Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?
Crazy dog lady! You can start a new trend of jokes OP! Haha. Nothing wrong with talking to animals. People normally get animals to have a companion and why not tall to that companion?
Ahh damn. I meant" talk* to that companion." not "tall to that companion."
Other people care. For some reason being a little (or a lot) weird gets frowned upon:(. I used to talk to my dog all the time and ....oh shit I just figured out why im still single, too:(. FML as well.
Crazy cat lady? ..please don't remind me. My last owner tried to dress me up in suits! She even gave me shoes!
It's okay 49, at least you have your future planned!
I know I am!
It's good practice to tell a person.
'he's m-mm-mm-ma-ma-mad!'
I imagine he would give really positive and useful advice
It would give amazing advice like lick your but before you kiss someone.
It'd say please kill me I don't want to hear your sob story crazy lady
I was thinking more along the lines of: TENNIS BALL FOOD WANT FOOD FOOD? HUNGRY. FOOD. WALK NOW? NEED TO GO PEE. WAAAAALK? But meh, that's probably just my dog.
"I want steak."
39) Bitch please. 1. Chipmunks 2. Dogs 3. Cats
SQUIRREL
58) what?
"yummy bacon, yummy bacon, yummy bacon, yummy bacon"
Hey dogs are mans best friend. But not woman's you crazy dog lady!
Start hanging around the local pet shelter and find another dog lover? If not, I hear voodoo dolls do the trick...
Nothing wrong with talking to your dog. I talk to my cat all the time. It's when you start to pretend that your dog is answering you back that you have a problem.
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Who cares, puppies never let you down! Just a thought, maybe you are the dog version of the crazy cat lady?
How cute! Puppy love.