By NotJoeyEssex - 26/07/2019 00:01

Today, I was so lonely and bored, I thought about making the most of our current heatwave by giving myself heatstroke, just so I could talk to a doctor. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You probably won’t be talking, but instead be babbling incoherently. Of course, this stunt could kill you and that will make Natural Selection very happy.

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skippydoda 32

You need serious help if you're doing something that could kill you just to talk to someone.

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RichardPencil 30

You probably won’t be talking, but instead be babbling incoherently. Of course, this stunt could kill you and that will make Natural Selection very happy.

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skippydoda 32

You need serious help if you're doing something that could kill you just to talk to someone.

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oneonta 8

please don't do that...

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Yudith 24

Those are the same doctors who, according to online forums, ignore a girl's screams of pain just because she's young, chubby or bitch-faced, only for her to discover that it was gallbladder stones/cancer/a heart attack/a bunch of angry ovarian cysts. You think they will care about your puny heatstroke? Join a "go check on old people living alone" brigade at your nearest clinic instead; that will cure your loneliness and theirs.

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alycion 38

It’s people like this that cause us to get ignored. You do need to talk to a doctor, op. A therapist. On a weekly basis. You obviously have issues if you are willing to risk death for attention. Best find out what they are and deal with them before you end up dead.

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cosmic 9

OP, if you are that much lonely. At least use some random chat site like omegle.com

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kdmittens 9

look for volunteering opportunities around you if there is a old home nearby work there... old people want someone to talk to them as well

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T_clary88 1

same dude, same.. yeah, all these people are saying "no", "don't do that", "get help" etc. but **** it, gotta do what you gotta do haha

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Peaches1914 13

There are people who politely knock on doors begging for conversations

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evilplatypus 38

Yeah, I think I’d rather a stranger kill themselves than knock on my door just to chat. There are a million other things you can do to talk to people.

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