Animals: Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then...

By CatLover<3 - 18/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Cibolo

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 23:02 - United States

Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML

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Single and ready to Pringle

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 00:02

Today, I went to a family gathering and was asked by multiple relatives why I was still single. Trying to lighten the mood, I joked that in fact I do have a secret admirer. My little cousin yelled out, "Is it your cat?" He was right, even though, come to think about it, I'm not sure my cat even likes me all that much. FML

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Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 15:14 - United States - Dalton

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

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By PityKitty - 24/12/2013 16:53

Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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By crazy cat lady - 03/11/2016 19:31 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML

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You deserved it 873

Good boy

By fall3nrain - 11/09/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML

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golden_warrior 23

Wednesday 19 June 2013 12:03

There should be a dating site just for lonely cat lovers. There seem to be lot of them.

Jonniii 10

Wednesday 19 June 2013 12:03

At least you have pussy.

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pistachiopanda 19

Wednesday 19 June 2013 12:25

Hey, sounds cheaper than therapy!

Jemm_fml 29

Wednesday 19 June 2013 12:37

One down, 99 to go.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 19 June 2013 18:34

huh? I got 99 problems and a talking pussy aint one of them?

Jemm_fml 29

Wednesday 19 June 2013 18:42

you dunno about crazy cat people owning 100 cats?

itsmichellebitch 16

Wednesday 19 June 2013 12:56

All the cool kids talk to their cats. Its totally normal. I do it ALL the time.

Cazz91 21

Wednesday 19 June 2013 13:12

Loneliness at it's finest. At least your cat will always have your back.

CookieLovesBoo 16

Wednesday 19 June 2013 13:34

:) you will find somone to love you and your cat

Pussycat86 18

Wednesday 19 June 2013 13:40

Miaawwww

Jemm_fml 29

Wednesday 19 June 2013 18:44

She said whaaaaat?!

coversquirrel 8

Wednesday 19 June 2013 14:15

So why was it?! Don't leave us hanging!

fakedsincerity 32

Wednesday 19 June 2013 14:15

Animals > People

FRB 8

Wednesday 19 June 2013 14:31

Talk to the cat

triplebeerox 27

Wednesday 19 June 2013 14:51

Hey, there are people that talk to their potted plants. At least you talk to something that can actually look at you and be somewhat responsive.

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Same thing different taste

Single and ready to Pringle

Good boy, best boy

Sick move, bro

Good boy

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