CatLover<3
Cibolo, United States
Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML
Anonymous
Single and ready to Pringle
Today, I went to a family gathering and was asked by multiple relatives why I was still single. Trying to lighten the mood, I joked that in fact I do have a secret admirer. My little cousin yelled out, "Is it your cat?" He was right, even though, come to think about it, I'm not sure my cat even likes me all that much. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
jlw1998
Dallas, United States
Sick move, bro
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
crazycatlady
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Never enough
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
Anonymous
Dalton, United States
Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
PityKitty
Today, I pretended to cry in front of my cat because she doesn't cuddle with me anymore. Yeah, I tried to guilt-trip my cat into loving me. FML
Username
United States
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
crazy cat lady
Fredericton, Canada
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
fall3nrain
United States
Good boy
Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
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golden_warrior 23
There should be a dating site just for lonely cat lovers. There seem to be lot of them.
Jonniii 10
At least you have pussy.
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Comments (63)
LookAttMyyLifee 12
You should get a dog. Dogs are a mans bestfriend
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
You've cat to be kitten me!
rec_chem 22
I'm sure the fact that you talk to your cat is a HUGE part of it.
_wraith 15
That's absurd. You aren't single because you talk to your cat. Tons of people talk to their animals - its not that unusal. Definitely not 'run-for-the-hills' inducing.
buckdharma 37
I have a feeling someone is allergic to pussy.
LyraAlluse 25
Seems pretty normal. I talk to animals all of the time. I even talk to inanimate objects. I thought everyone did this...
brackaman 18
About 5'10” high.
cmb8280 24
Stick to your cat. They're so much more wonderful than people. Sincerely, FellowCatLover
fuckedPriceless 17
This is a repeat...
Sacytrl 28
It's a good thing you're not completely oblivious! It's not a bad thing to talk to your cat, really. And it seems that you're willing to get into a relationship. So, it's not really an issue now. :)