Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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Top comments
MissWhitneyB 17
Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.
flashback.miss 28
Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.
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Comments (144)
BigScott 13
There is nothing wrong with wanting or not wanting to have sex. There is nothing wrong with masturbating. And, despite what a lot of these comments are saying, there is nothing wrong with being in the mood for one and not the other. Sometimes you just want to take care of things your own way. In no way does that mean that the relationship is doomed.
dontgivafuk 9
sounds like your sex is boring. I'm surprised you're engaged still. the thought of a potential lifetime of boring sex would make me push your ugly prude ass off of me too... just saying.
soul_meets_body 11
Get a side **** buddy. Use condoms. Have fun ;-)
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Good thing he's still just your fiancé, and not your husband.
rockydify 22
Are you saying you would seriously call off a marriage over this?
rockydify 22
Sometimes you just want sex with yourself.
marcranger 29
Speaking from the other side where I dumped my ex after realizing there was nothing sexually attractive about him anymore...there are probably other issues going on. If he blurts out that he just doesn't find you sexy / appealing/ a good partner anymore and there's nothing you can do about it, cut your losses and move on.
xcheshirecat 11
Did the same to my ex when he went from 180lbs to 300
Nemo77_fml 5
Cum see me. :-)
etracy42 5
Yea you might want to talk to him and if that doesn't work then before you walk down the aisle think about it because do you want to spend the rest of your life like that??
Caitie_kid 8
Or to ****...