Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17
Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.
flashback.miss 28
Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.
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Comments (144)
Pstraka6 20
Are you serious? Since when is **** better than the woman you're going to be with for the rest of your life?
emuexport 4
Might be a case of SHS Same hole syndrome
Enslaved 38
Compared to Same hand syndrome?
Wowxoxo 17
Nobody said you had to use the same hole
FairlyWise 9
Maybe if you were in more **** this wouldn't be so bad for you. Quite the hole you've dug yourself into.
williamcarter93 13
I like how everyone is castigating the man for refusing sex, but if the OP was a man complaining about the woman refusing him sex, everyone would be all up in arms about how she doesn't have to have sex all the time just because he wants it. Hypocrites. It takes less energy to jack off than it does to full on have sex with another human being; maybe he just wanted to get it off quickly rather than take a while. It doesn't mean he doesn't love or want OP. He is under no obligation for sex on demand
Enslaved 38
If she refused to have sex but masturbated instead?? I'm sure the comments would be the same. :P I do however agree with the second half of your comment. (:
DWynter 11
Yeah, there's a little difference between not wanting it, and saying "No," then going off an masterbating. And as far as the second part is concerned, while it might be true, it's more fun to have some one jerk it off for you, or with you. In any case, sounds like it's time for a talk - and maybe a walk. There's something just wrong about watching **** instead of being with a willing girl.
FrankHotpants 31
No, I would not like to have sex and would prefer to jerk off to other people doing it said no man ever.
TcheQ 12
Uh. I dunno about you, but I have standards. I'd rather ********** 1000 times than root someone below my class. Oh wait that's the story of my life.
FrankHotpants 31
Ok, good for you, however the man in this situation is engaged to the OP.
itsrainingagain 8
DON JON! But I'm sorry OP he's a douche for doing that..
grashopper8 7
Run!!!!! Red flag honey. Run now.
abekj52 9
sadly, that is the grip **** has on people. **** = lots of different women while the fiance is only one. **** is more damaging than people like to think. Check out yourbrainonporn.com
Wowxoxo 17
Your comment was like reading a poorly written commercial...
abekj52 9
well, I suppose that is true, and i could have made my point better. I have no connection to that site, but it does have good content. my point is that guys like to think that there isnt anything wrong or damaging with regular **** use. in some cases, that may be true, but in many cases that is not true. continued **** use leads to a craving and
abekj52 9
well, I suppose that is true, and i could have made my point better. I have no connection to that site, but it does have good content. my point is that guys like to think that there isnt anything wrong or damaging with regular **** use. in some cases, that may be true, but in many cases that is not true. continued **** use leads to a craving and need for more and different types of stimulation. if the guy has multiple windows up, he is probably needing quick access to multiple sources of visual stimulation because just one source is not exciting for him. additionally, the human brain cannot really tell the difference between **** and sex. for the brain, whacking it to **** is the equivalent of having sex with someone. however, the internet allows for more partners, so the boredom that results after getting comfortable with one partner does not occur. when the guy gets bored watching one video, he can move on to a different one. after moderate or heavy use, the required stimulation to get off can change as the brain eventually is no longer excited by normal ****. at the extreme, there are males who identify as straight that use gay **** to get off.
Neesalun 20
Is he using you for a roommate or has he fallen off and no longer wishes intimate contact with you. Did you get friend-zoned without realizing it?
downer3498 4
Break it off. This won't stop. He and his hand will be just fine together.