Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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Top comments
MissWhitneyB 17
Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.
flashback.miss 28
Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.
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Comments (144)
gimmicksz 9
Go thru his ****, imitate it
termin8tor786 10
Post a pic of yourself OP.
alley410 11
This is terrible. I hope he stops for you. My boyfriend used to watch ****, so I gave him the ultimatum, it was me, or the computer. He chose very wisely. I would be having a serious talk with him!
Dilwann 27
It's not bad that he watches ****, it's bad that the **** has a higher priority than you.
ultra_notorious 26
I bet hes wishing he selected the other option now
Shade1982 21
@92: You must be a hoot at parties...
BigScott 13
If you gave him an ultimatum and he chose wisely, how is he doing with his new (reasonable) lady friend?
smc3106 25
You sound like the type of woman that, most, guys run from.
panda_lou 11
He could just be stressed out and want the quick release of doing it himself. Having sex puts even more stress on him than he already has because now he has to make sure that you and him are both satisfied. It's easier and quicker to get yourself off and get some sleep than having to have a 'love session'. If you pressure him to have sex he won't. I'd either leave it be of it happens every once in a while. But if it happens a lot then go see a counselor to help solve this problem.
Faeryl_fml 6
If this happens regularly, maybe you should re-think getting married to him :(
cincy_cheryl 0
Do. Not. Marry. Him. You'll wind up in a sexless marriage and be miserable. This is experience talking.
Ryodin 11
Now, I understand him wanting to go off and have private time _despite_ having plenty of sex. But turning sex down in exchange for it?!? Not okay man.
Courtelizab 18
I really don't understand why people like #92 give ultimatums like that. It just leads to lies and watching it in secret. I would watch **** with my significant other if he liked, or if he had an unhealthy interest in it, I'd make sure we talked reasonably about the problem like the adults we are - Partners should support each other in their interests AND issues. That being said, he had every right to say that he wasn't in the mood for intimacy right then but the OP has every right to rant about it on FML because if nobody did, what on earth would we read, guys? Seriously.
xkncas 8
Maybe sex with you has become boring, like sex between any long-term committed couples. Heck--I'd rather have sex with other people than my bf after 6 years together, an we both jerk off to **** separately as well. It happens. Don't think he doesn't love you or anything...we men just all need the thrill of someone different.
jhs578650 9
@102 No we men don't all need " the thrill of someone different". Some of us are perfectly content with who we have.
imbedderdenu 23
X fiance! do you want to spend your life like that?? smh