Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17
Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.
flashback.miss 28
Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.
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Comments (144)
stclair01 12
Wow that has to hurt
mina73 0
sounds like he's lazy and selfish. Maybie you should consider finding someone who isnt. in my experience, once addicted to ****, always addicted to ****.
BigScott 13
Selfish? You mean like someone who has a problem with things not going the way they want them to ONE time? Keep in mind, OP said nothing about this being anything more than a one time occurrence. Sounds more like you found a jerk and now everyone else that remotely resembles them is guilty.
Alitas 11
Uum maybe that's a sign that you shouldn't be getting married!!
KSibel 0
I completely agree with #108! I made this account just now to tell you that! I married a man just like that. Most self centered person I've ever known. It's been a miserable eight years and I've been so hurt throughout.. You're fiancé won't change.. Don't degrade yourself for him. Move on!
Zehla 7
Break it off before you make a mistake and get married op. It's obvious he doesn't find you sexually attractive anymore if he gets off more on ****. find a man that respects you enough to not even watch it.
daveyboy216 3
I had a girl crying to me once saying that her boyfriend would rather play video games than have sex with her. The reason ladies that we'd rather do something like that is simple. Once you get to a certain level in a game, the next level gets more difficult. You're not rewarding him, or challenging him, or making it exciting enough for him. NOT that it's all your fault either. You two just need to find what spices things up.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
What you say is true. I do think that OP's partner should also put in some effort to make it exciting, not just OP. They need to communicate. It's difficult for OP to know what's wrong if her partner won't tell her. If they talk, it'll be easier for them to find something new and exciting that will keep them both happy. It's all about communication.
skyman69 1
He's a ducj
10showgirl 16
And this why I prefer to be single. Relationships come with disappointment and emotional pain.
DutchBasterd 15
wat een klootviool..pfff...
livelobster123 14
Maybe he wants to try that whole sex before marriage thing?... Although I doubt it, most probably OP sucks at sucking dick.