Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17
Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.
flashback.miss 28
Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.
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Comments (144)
peskyplant 5
I feel for you!
Suks2beeme 7
I had a husband like that once upon a time.
TwerpOco 2
sometimes you just want to do it alone...
xSalashawty 30
Fart on his lap, I heard it makes guys come fast..
DancingShadow_fml 12
Maybe he's waiting till after your marriage?
crazyjemjem 6
Picture this if you will.. After he gets out of bed to avoid a fight about not being in the mood, he is on the computer paying bills.. Playing a game.. Whatever. Then after a hour He thinks 'man, I AM in the mood.. But I can't go back in there! She'll be upset with me. Oh well. **** time!' People don't always have the best timing! (that is what I picture :) )
ronjon322 3
If this is a regular occur acne you need to just get the hell out of there now. Normal guys don't pass up the opportunity of sex for ANYTHING...well just about anything
pike1346 3
Well, from experience, you must be "letting it go" and he is not attracted to you anymore. Been there
alex_gen 39
Has it occurred to anyone that he's waiting till after he's married to have sex? Some men do have principles.
StormFire 1
That's not right, I hate when the guys do things like that. I've had similar things happen, but normally when were in bed, he will get up at somepoint and go watch **** while 'taking care of himself', but the best part is he think idk that he does that. he just thinks I'm stupid and that I'm sleeping, but I'm not. not only that but ill kinda b in a shitty mood after and he will ask what's wrong and ill tell him nothing since he clearly is oblivious to what I might feel with him doing that. there also isn't much passion anymore and we've only been married a little over a year.