Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17
Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.
flashback.miss 28
Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.
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Comments (144)
kuma32792 2
I am not sure if I would be depressed or angry. either way he would have been an ex fiance.
blehehehxP 1
Masturbation and sex are two VERY different things....
Redheadgirl1994 4
The honeymoon's already over - not a good sign. FYL.
donutcallmethat 16
It sounds like he might have a **** addiction. Talking about it might help, or therapy, but please solve this problem before you get married. This totally happened in Sex in the City to Charlotte.
Acherondh 0
That is your fault you should know how to pleasure your man.
asargent 14
Don Jon
maspeno6 6
It's quite possible not to be in the mood for sex but to still enjoy a nice wank, since sex is generally more physically, mentally, and emotionally demanding. It's like if you asked if he wanted to go out to dinner and he said he wasn't in the mood, and then he went and made a sandwich. It's not that he wasn't hungry (or horny), just that he didn't have a lot of energy. If he's consistently denying you sex when you need it, you need to have a talk about your relationship. But an isolated incident is really nothing to get upset over.
hoytreminton 1
Sorry to break it to you.... He is gay
33kameron33 12
Maybe he was wanting to wait till marriage and to embarrassed to say it
lucasjames22 8
wow. you're going to marry this guy? he doesn't sound that into you.