Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
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Top comments
MissWhitneyB 17
Next time when he wants some, push him off and point to his computer and tell him to enjoy.
flashback.miss 28
Well, next time he wants a *******, tell him you're not in the mood and enjoy a nice banana.
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Comments (144)
olpally 33
what an idiot! he can have the real thing! :/ wtf is wrong with him??
AngrySailor 17
Well with out actually knowing OP, it's entirely possible that her ****** looks like an old hockey wound...
DKjazz 20
Perhaps OP is just bad at sex. Then again, sex is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
AngrySailor 17
He was having no problem with multiple partners on the Internet!
joyce71 5
OMG how insulting would that be. if this was my man. I would be showing him the door
RoboCunnilingus 23
He probably just wanted the ****** without the work.
DKjazz 20
If you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.
measishouldbe 17
So y deny her an ****** when she was the one who wanted it in the first place.
cottoncandymango 17
Ugh. He is so ungrateful of you.
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Maybe he was trying to get back at you for something:)
Enslaved 38
Not too surprising. You don't have to cuddle **** after coming.
TheHeavyOne 15
End of a relationship, looks to me like the love & passion are gone.
Darren22 12
what à wanker
camiftw 1
well thank God hes your fiance not your husband
worldclassrager 41
Turn him down sometime...see how he likes it...
asherah14 7
I agree, it's not a reward system and that is a childish game. However, he clearly was in the mood to ******.