By bubbashrek - 28/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 669
You deserved it 2 991

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Post your next status as, 'Wow, seems [ex's name] has created yet another new profile. Very sad. Wonder if she's ever going to just move on.'

addie19 6

you can change your security settings so no one can find you with a public search.

Comments

Is it that big of a deal? That's what Facebook was created for anyway..

you_and_me_fml 8

If he just realized she was stalking him and they are getting a divorce, i doubt he wants to see anymore of her

That's makes no sense... Besides shed probably be happy if he stalked her back

LiLSumSum 0

if you know she's stalking you..make it look like you having a time of your life without her!

LiLSumSum 0

well being married and then let it end is a big thing so may be she is afraid to let you go since no one really knows what's out there once youve been with the same person for a while.

Restraining order. And make sure the police blocks her IP as well.

addie19 6

you can change your security settings so no one can find you with a public search.

aFatFuck 0

Also, if this is facebook, just make the settings so strangers can't see your wall, info, or photos.

Faraday cage. Fat chance she'll find you then. And landmines.

How do you know that this is facebook?? He didn't say it

FMS23 0

Twitter u can't hide stuff really though as long as someone follows u lol

But you can screen you twitter followers.

#33 what you did right there, made the English language cry.

MwahFMLS 6

You can block people on Twitter.

Post your next status as, 'Wow, seems [ex's name] has created yet another new profile. Very sad. Wonder if she's ever going to just move on.'

smartash20 0
Sunny_Eclipse 6

Yeah! Make that bitch feel sorry!

CaitieKates 0
leadman1989 15

Watch out for random drugs in your food or you might end up with your penis in a food processor.

kings1fan 6

Don't joke around like that! This chick might actually do it!

okiidokii_fml 6

Haha ur profile says Justin beaver

leadman1989 15

Well it's either because he gets a lot of pelt... or gnaws on wood all day.

kickazz16 15

Simple, just tell the police. It's in the category of harassment. Plus I'd bitch slap her for that.

awh_crap 17

That's when she turns up with a baby saying: "Look, I've been trying to tell you something..."

Lol. She gonna get u! My friends going thru something somewhat similar except the girl is pregnant.

#10 Maybe he shouldn't have gotten her pregnant.

herop 0

Haha try to be invisible to search if it's FB

muhilrashid 4

Ah she still loves you aint that cute and a bit creepy hope everything works out

yomommma 6

But she broke up with him...