Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML
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chosha_fml
| 25
Post your next status as, 'Wow, seems [ex's name] has created yet another new profile. Very sad. Wonder if she's ever going to just move on.'
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addie19
| 6
you can change your security settings so no one can find you with a public search.
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Majstr
| 23
Stalk her back.
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Is it that big of a deal? That's what Facebook was created for anyway..
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you_and_me_fml
| 8
If he just realized she was stalking him and they are getting a divorce, i doubt he wants to see anymore of her
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BB_ava
| 0
1, how the hell does that help???
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lawrenceps
| 0
That's makes no sense... Besides shed probably be happy if he stalked her back
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LiLSumSum
| 0
if you know she's stalking you..make it look like you having a time of your life without her!
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LiLSumSum
| 0
well being married and then let it end is a big thing so may be she is afraid to let you go since no one really knows what's out there once youve been with the same person for a while.
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Restraining order.
And make sure the police blocks her IP as well.
And make sure the police blocks her IP as well.
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addie19
| 6
you can change your security settings so no one can find you with a public search.
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aFatFuck
| 0
Also, if this is facebook, just make the settings so strangers can't see your wall, info, or photos.
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MrSarcasm
| 4
Faraday cage. Fat chance she'll find you then. And landmines.
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IWATCHYOUSLEEP
| 7
How do you know that this is facebook?? He didn't say it
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Leeshawbrown
| 3
It's always Facebook.
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FMS23
| 0
Twitter u can't hide stuff really though as long as someone follows u lol
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thwei
| 0
But you can screen you twitter followers.
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ironwords
| 8
#33 what you did right there, made the English language cry.
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MwahFMLS
| 6
You can block people on Twitter.
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stephhhlove
| 1
Creeeeper
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philipino
| 24
SsssssSsssSsssSSsssSssssSs
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Hayman68
| 4
this girl is a "psycho hose beast"
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chosha_fml
| 25
Post your next status as, 'Wow, seems [ex's name] has created yet another new profile. Very sad. Wonder if she's ever going to just move on.'
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smartash20
| 0
bhahaha BRILLIANT!!
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Sunny_Eclipse
| 6
Yeah! Make that bitch feel sorry!
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CaitieKates
| 0
ahahahaha yesssss do it!!!
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kronick_fml
| 0
Do it
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leadman1989
| 15
Watch out for random drugs in your food or you might end up with your penis in a food processor.
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kings1fan
| 6
Don't joke around like that! This chick might actually do it!
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okiidokii_fml
| 6
Haha ur profile says Justin beaver
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leadman1989
| 15
Well it's either because he gets a lot of pelt... or gnaws on wood all day.
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kickazz16
| 15
Simple, just tell the police. It's in the category of harassment. Plus I'd bitch slap her for that.
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iBanana
| 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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awh_crap
| 17
That's when she turns up with a baby saying: "Look, I've been trying to tell you something..."
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DiceLover
| 7
#8 That's what I was thinking!
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dgurlrox
| 0
Lol. She gonna get u! My friends going thru something somewhat similar except the girl is pregnant.
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fockeygirl
| 12
#10 Maybe he shouldn't have gotten her pregnant.
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herop
| 0
Haha try to be invisible to search if it's FB
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muhilrashid
| 4
Ah she still loves you aint that cute and a bit creepy hope everything works out
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yomommma
| 6
But she broke up with him...