And she let him!

The pot of gold must've come out the glitter and rainbows.

They sure don't pee and sweat either!

No. Only Kim Jong Un doesn't poop.

My GF doesn't. or so she says.

Of course not! We are ladies! We don't partake in gross pastimes like pooping, sweating, or any kind of nonsense like that. What do you think we are? Human?

I actually do have a sense of humor. But publicly degrading women, nevermind your own girlfriend, is not funny.

While I agree that some people might find it funny (I have somebody on my FB friends list who constantly posts things like this about her boyfriend and he seems to be okay with it), some people would be upset at it. Particularly because it's on the internet and it's there pretty much forever. And given that OP posted it as an FML I was under the impression that it made her upset. I think it would have been one thing to joke about it with OP, or even with his friends in real life, but putting it on facebook is a whole other thing. Maybe her boyfriend really didn't think that she would mind, I don't really know, but OP seemed upset about it is all.

Thanks

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If your poop really hurts that bad get mire fiber! Just sayin'.

I'll add this to my list of things I didn't need to know :'D

It depends on the size, how long you were holding it in for and how difficult it was. That goes for both. Also, not everyone is the same.

#9, thanks for sharing that with us..

I'm sure you guys have heard and shared more detailed shit and sex stories so quit your whining

#72 Maybe not to complete strangers.

This comment #ftw

Well a circumcision is just removing the foreskin on the head of your penis, I do not see how this is bad for the guy?

I think you should reread your comment, #69.