Looks like we made it… Oh.

By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 23:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I went on a walk with my family because I'm trying to be more active. We were near my son's school when I got a grumbling in my stomach. I rushed to find a place to take a dump. As I approached a Porta-Potty, my ass couldn't hold it any longer and I shit myself 20 feet away from the toilet. FML

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kfchicken 31

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Tuesday 13 October 2020 15:32

is it just me or is there a lot of adults on this app who can't seem to control their bowels properly? what are y'all eating ?

Fata Morgana 1029 9

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Tuesday 13 October 2020 19:57

This is the second or third time I've seen this posted in the past month. Either people keep copying this and submitting it, or OP is really proud and wants to be sure everyone sees this.

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RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 13 October 2020 9:37

What does the son's school have to do with anything? Did you throw your shit-stained drawers on to the playground or something?

kfchicken 31

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Tuesday 13 October 2020 15:32

is it just me or is there a lot of adults on this app who can't seem to control their bowels properly? what are y'all eating ?

Fata Morgana 1029 9

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Tuesday 13 October 2020 19:57

This is the second or third time I've seen this posted in the past month. Either people keep copying this and submitting it, or OP is really proud and wants to be sure everyone sees this.

JasonThorn 18

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Tuesday 13 October 2020 20:47

In the interests of keeping it clean, I've noticed that when you need to...relieve yourself and see a toilet, your body starts relaxing in anticipation of relief.