By Anonymous - 15/08/2015 09:32 - Canada - Prince George

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Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 663
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I think you should see a doctor

lat187 18

You should "accidentally" return the favor. Sorry honey! I don't know how that dildo got in there!!?!

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That's just about the worst thing you can do to a man. Fuck u for encouraging that behavior

I completely fucking agree.it was a mistake what yall are intending to do is abuse and intentional. so go to hell

silvermoon5033 26

She used "accidently" sarcastically, leading me to believe that it was not a mistake. While I don't condone violence, kicking him in the balls I would not judge.

Umm. I can't say fuck your asshole's life.

I think you should see a doctor

Damaged the sphincter

I would think it would be uncontrollable bowels not not being able to poop

Not necessarily. It got packed up the bung hole and the fear of it hurting like hell probably isn't helping. The 1st bowel movement after that is pretty painful and uncomfortable. Real talk.

Or like it was for a friend of mine and uncontrollable... She had straight liquid for a few days after her first time.

I just think you're being very anal about the whole thing

alucard724 9

she's very anal about the situation

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Yes it is if it was unwanted. it doesn't matter if they were in the middle of sex, if the partner isn't game, it's a no.

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Also what I was thinking. The " " makes it sound like it wasn't an accident, that she had said she wasn't okay with anal and he did it anyways. Not consenting to a sex act and having someone do it to you anyways sounds pretty rapey to me.

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It doesn't sound like he just pulled out to far and poked the wrong hole once. Sounds like he pushed all the way in, and kept going despite OP not wanting it. Briefly would be an accident, but to keep going is not an accident.

Pee in his drink :D

Hunkapoo 19

don't take it so hard next time OP. and get him back for that.

Idk if you meant it the way I read it but hahahahaha OMG that's hilarious

lat187 18

You should "accidentally" return the favor. Sorry honey! I don't know how that dildo got in there!!?!