Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or...

By Anonymous - 15/8/2015 09:32 - Canada - Prince George

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By ilovesoccer1610 | 31

#6382215 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:24

I think you should see a doctor

By lat187 | 17

#6382236 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:31

You should "accidentally" return the favor.
Sorry honey! I don't know how that dildo got in there!!?!

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By Rskittles10 | 16

#6382211 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

yahtzeesouls | 12

#6582112 - Sunday 17 April 2016 10:28

That's just about the worst thing you can do to a man. Fuck u for encouraging that behavior

Thekbking | 11

#6692579 - Tuesday 20 September 2016 3:53

I completely fucking agree.it was a mistake what yall are intending to do is abuse and intentional. so go to hell

By MagnusDeus | 23

#6382213 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:24

Umm. I can't say fuck your asshole's life.

By ilovesoccer1610 | 31

#6382215 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:24

I think you should see a doctor

By MrSmush | 19

#6382216 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:25

Damaged the sphincter

By extremereviews | 26

#6382223 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:26

I would think it would be uncontrollable bowels not not being able to poop

BrandiLush | 31

#6382275 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:47

Not necessarily. It got packed up the bung hole and the fear of it hurting like hell probably isn't helping. The 1st bowel movement after that is pretty painful and uncomfortable. Real talk.

holly_fly | 34

#6662610 - Monday 1 August 2016 6:55

Or like it was for a friend of mine and uncontrollable... She had straight liquid for a few days after her first time.

By Hildy93 | 21

#6382225 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:27

I just think you're being very anal about the whole thing

alucard724 | 9

#7530031 - Tuesday 15 August 2017 9:07

she's very anal about the situation

By TiggyBonkers | 32

#6382228 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:27

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Eddie2157 | 8

#6382235 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:30

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

tackblog | 14

#6382241 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

digitalxri0t | 5

#6382252 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:37

Yes it is if it was unwanted. it doesn't matter if they were in the middle of sex, if the partner isn't game, it's a no.

failalltheway | 22

#6382254 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:38

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

austinpk | 14

#6382260 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:41

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bapbap_fml | 15

#6382267 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:43

Also what I was thinking. The " " makes it sound like it wasn't an accident, that she had said she wasn't okay with anal and he did it anyways. Not consenting to a sex act and having someone do it to you anyways sounds pretty rapey to me.

BrandiLush | 31

#6382272 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:45

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bapbap_fml | 15

#6382284 - Sunday 16 August 2015 6:54

It doesn't sound like he just pulled out to far and poked the wrong hole once. Sounds like he pushed all the way in, and kept going despite OP not wanting it. Briefly would be an accident, but to keep going is not an accident.