By ChildishKeynote - 02/08/2015 19:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at the gym playing basketball. A very attractive girl chose me to be on her team. We were playing well and hitting it off. I had decided to ask for her number after the game, until I smashed the ball in her face, resulting in her having a broken nose. FML
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Thank you for your support guys. I can confirm that she in fact hates my guts at this moment in time

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Depends how you look at it, you could get her number so you can check how she's recovering and tell her you'd like to take her to dinner to make up for it

zeusdom 15

This could either be the demise of any future endeavors or a great story to tell about how you guys met. Best of luck OP

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Oops looks like your chances with her just got Dunked. cue downvotes :P

IAmzephyr 22

ask and you shall receive

See, that is how a pun is executed.

op has a chance to talk to her again if he asks her how shes doing... he could easily take her out to eat or something as an apology and then its a win .. sort of lol

Not all is fair in love and basketball.

Why Tf did this get down voted? Funniest thing I've read on fml today

OP was on the same team as the girl. It might have been funnier if she wasn't

zeusdom 15

This could either be the demise of any future endeavors or a great story to tell about how you guys met. Best of luck OP

Heck, maybe OP could've offered to drive her to the ER, then made up for the accident later by taking her out on a date or two! But that's just the romantic in me... in reality, I imagine it to be far more likely that he stammered an apology and eventually walked away, simmering with an agonizing blend of shame, remorse, and mortification.

Just apologize and carry out with asking for her number, no one can say you didn't try!

Depends how you look at it, you could get her number so you can check how she's recovering and tell her you'd like to take her to dinner to make up for it

What the hell's the matter with you? It's only a game, focker.

Looks like some people here doesn't recognize the movie quote, thumbs up from me :)

I love deniro and I love the fockers.

IAmzephyr 22

alley-oops

MrThump 16

That there my friend may be a foot in the door. Make sure you follow up and see how she is doing. Send her some flowers with a note apologising for what happend and hopefully it may be the start of a good thing... Good luck OP and I hope she is ok!

cooltatgar 30

Ball pun... naah broken stuff pun ... naah You can still ask for her number to check on her nose.

amileah13 26

Oh no! That's awful poor thing to the both of you! It was an accident she has to know that hopefully it's something you guys can get past if you were to date at all, but good luck op and just know it was an accident!