Today, I was at the gym playing basketball. A very attractive...

By ChildishKeynote - 2/8/2015 19:45 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at the gym playing basketball. A very attractive girl chose me to be on her team. We were playing well and hitting it off. I had decided to ask for her number after the game, until I smashed the ball in her face, resulting in her having a broken nose. FML

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By I_Bite | 22

#6369812 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:14

Depends how you look at it, you could get her number so you can check how she's recovering and tell her you'd like to take her to dinner to make up for it

By zeusdom | 15

#6369809 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:11

This could either be the demise of any future endeavors or a great story to tell about how you guys met. Best of luck OP

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By captain_crook | 17

#6369807 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:10

Oops looks like your chances with her just got Dunked. cue downvotes :P

IAmzephyr | 22

#6369810 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:13

ask and you shall receive

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6369817 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:21

And here I thought OP was the one that dropped the ball...

ScarredVox92 | 16

#6370186 - Monday 3 August 2015 20:00

See, that is how a pun is executed.

uncle_ssaamm | 12

#6370502 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 2:10

op has a chance to talk to her again if he asks her how shes doing... he could easily take her out to eat or something as an apology and then its a win .. sort of lol

By davincidasecond | 24

#6369808 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:11

Not all is fair in love and basketball.

whitnayfortooh | 29

#6370003 - Monday 3 August 2015 16:15

smooth

jamongrande | 14

#6370322 - Monday 3 August 2015 23:01

Why Tf did this get down voted? Funniest thing I've read on fml today

Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6379070 - Wednesday 12 August 2015 19:17

OP was on the same team as the girl. It might have been funnier if she wasn't

By zeusdom | 15

#6369809 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:11

This could either be the demise of any future endeavors or a great story to tell about how you guys met. Best of luck OP

trollcrusher | 17

#6370686 - Tuesday 4 August 2015 6:21

Heck, maybe OP could've offered to drive her to the ER, then made up for the accident later by taking her out on a date or two!

But that's just the romantic in me... in reality, I imagine it to be far more likely that he stammered an apology and eventually walked away, simmering with an agonizing blend of shame, remorse, and mortification.

By joethebro98 | 13

#6369811 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:13

Just apologize and carry out with asking for her number, no one can say you didn't try!

By I_Bite | 22

#6369812 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:14

Depends how you look at it, you could get her number so you can check how she's recovering and tell her you'd like to take her to dinner to make up for it

By mrlawlor7777 | 26

#6369813 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:14

What the hell's the matter with you? It's only a game, focker.

lurker_no_more | 13

#6369870 - Monday 3 August 2015 10:41

Looks like some people here doesn't recognize the movie quote, thumbs up from me :)

logicnazi | 18

#6369874 - Monday 3 August 2015 10:47

I love deniro and I love the fockers.

By IAmzephyr | 22

#6369814 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:15

alley-oops

By MrThump | 16

#6369816 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:20

That there my friend may be a foot in the door. Make sure you follow up and see how she is doing.

Send her some flowers with a note apologising for what happend and hopefully it may be the start of a good thing... Good luck OP and I hope she is ok!

By cooltatgar | 30

#6369820 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:26

Ball pun... naah
broken stuff pun ... naah

You can still ask for her number to check on her nose.

By amileah13 | 26

#6369821 - Monday 3 August 2015 9:27

Oh no! That's awful poor thing to the both of you! It was an accident she has to know that hopefully it's something you guys can get past if you were to date at all, but good luck op and just know it was an accident!