Animals: Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump...

By sadcat - 06/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

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By petlover - 23/11/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML

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Up and down

By Thanks, but... - 09/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML

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By Mum2be - 15/08/2021 04:01

Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML

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Bottom line

By strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00

Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML

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You owe me $5, kitty

By georgia819 - 21/05/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML

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Insensitive

By WTF?! - 04/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML

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By jnr1234 - 20/06/2012 02:15 - United States - Princeton

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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Sorry Mr Whiskers

By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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Saturday 6 February 2010 20:03

Hello Sadcat, I'm sorry to hear about the lump in your kitty and hope it's nothing. The misunderstanding sounds hilarious and probably scared the hell out of the doctor. :)

aeslehc_ 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:53

Hopefully you didn't pass out with your cat in your arms.

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Rhinehart 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:51

First comment! And oh, hope your cat is OK.

xDConversexD 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:52

loser

1800getalife 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 20:42

you are such a pussy!

llcooljoey 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 20:46

I'm pretty sure I read that in a joke book

JustDial911 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 21:23

epic fail.

missylewisasa 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 22:49

lol damn u r right!!! YDI

MetroidSlayer01 8

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:13

blame microsoft

pwincessa23 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:40

who's the pussy now?! lmfao!

killerviral 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:56

lol iMac rules

pluralbusted 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:35

WTF? iMac sucks, the 27 inch has terrible screen problems, it is also non upgradale. I suppose it would be an alright computer... if you are like seventy years old and handicapped

OmgGuessWhatChic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:05

ydi for killing michael jackson

safirestar09 0

Friday 28 May 2010 9:41

This is not about how awesome Macs are. This is about OP's stupidity. Although, Macs are a lot better. You know, there's no blue screen of death, no viruses (abou 99.9% of the time), and just all-around epicness.

safirestar09 0

Friday 28 May 2010 9:42

I mean, I've never had a virus and I don't know any Mac users that have. I'm just not sure whether or not it's impossible.

PaperCaper 11

Saturday 17 July 2010 10:21

I've always had a pc, and I've never had a virus... Personally I think you have to be pretty stupid in most cases to get a virus.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 28 July 2010 11:24

142, i think you confused "epicness" with "lizards". Also, if you knew what you're talking about, you would know that macs are really insecure. They had a code execution bug in the text editor not long ago for ***** sake. It's just that no hacker cares about macs. Linux is a target (but still has no virii in the wild) because pretty much every server runs it and windows is a target because pretty much every user runs it, but macs are, as of yet, no target. But maybe they will be some time in the future and then you'll see that even the embarassingly out of date unix core of mac will not rescue it.

im_asian 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:52

LOLOLOL

apfunction 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:13

so when did your cat say he felt this lump?

MadPercussion 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:24

yeah seriously, the wording is terrible. unless her cat can speak O_o

lolpwntdumass 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:16

um... I've read this joke in two different joke books.

ichikibobivopula 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:54

yeah I'm kinda confused too. ydi for having a talking cat.

Herropreez17 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:57

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KITTY???? :S

HanaxD 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:52

YDI. Why the hell would you pass out? Or pick her up before the vet was finished in the first place?

fr33convict 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 19:53

that's what I was thinking O_o

BritishHobo 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:15

Easy: 1. She loves her cat, and was so upset that she wanted to hug it to feel better. 2. On hearing (what she thought was true) that the cat would have to be put down, she was so upset that she passed out.