Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Fx13mz 7
You can have some fun with those on Chattroulette.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to go bra shipping with your mother if you're a guy?
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Comments (298)
jennjen23 3
and that's y u took ur mom to victoria secret, cuz ur man boobs make girls stay away from u. I bet u still live with ur mom too.
laceyanneman 7
that's kinda weird you took her there...
mitchell137 0
You're a guy and took your mom to Victoria Secret to look at bras. what the he'll is your problem?!?!?
Silv3rClaw 0
that either means that your fat, or your mom is flat chested...which one is it?
Trencher98 4
I believe man boobs are called "moons", lol.
Trencher98 4
I ment moobs
Trencher98 4
errr I ment moobs, stupid correction thing on my ipod.
chaoticnh 0
either you're fat or you're mom has no boobs, neither is good, you're cluster-******
3perry7 0
How is he cluster ****** if his mom has no boobs? In what world should that actually have any impact on his life whatsoever?
Zebidee 9
What in the living Christ?!! Every single thing that happens in this FML is wrong. Every morning when you wake up and see yourself in the mirror, slap yourself hard across the face, so I won't have to come there and do it for you.
rottentomatoes 7
and why would you try one on exactly?
chaoticnh 0
OP has a case of bitch **** (urban dictionary it)
RuCheezBurger 10
either you got huge moobs or she's got small ones.