Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Fx13mz 7
You can have some fun with those on Chattroulette.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to go bra shipping with your mother if you're a guy?
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Comments (298)
Zombie65 0
this story is so wrong on so many different levels it's terrifying
nxtfari 5
I'm praying that you just have a flat chested mom.
structuredchaoz 4
Wrong on too many levels to list
at1325 0
my local Victorias secret only has a bandwidth of up to 38 in and only has extenders that extend it a inch or so, does yours have a larger selection? I figure that if u have a larger chest you would be bigger. I don't say this to be mean, I personally have to use the extenders as well.
Rccola69 0
wait why would your mom make you try a bra on? to see if it would look GOOD on you??
rawrgasm784 1
I really hope your mom has tiny, tiny breasts
RyNo24 4
there are three FMLs here today: 1 you helped your mom pick out bras. 2 she had you try one on. 3 you share a cup size.
3perry7 0
WTF were you doing helping your MOM buy a BRA at VICTORIA SECRET in the first place???????
tylr6024 0
are you also gay becuase dudes never shop with their mom for bras/panties. disgusting.
titmouselax 1
I can't believe you put on a bra, that your mom made you, and that you did it.