Work: Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean...

By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 18:46 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By busted - 02/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML

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By SLAB_GIRL15 - 01/08/2012 07:59 - Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2016 14:34 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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By curly_eyelashes - 24/02/2013 14:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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lenalee96 22

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:24

Cinderelly Cinderelly!

dolphinlvr7 24

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:24

Sneak into her place and swap hers with it

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hotheadslav 17

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:23

That's really bitch tbh, just go buy a cheap brush and make those stairs spotless!

Paras_800 27

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:23

That's so cruel! Tell her you won't do it unless you boss gives you a regular brush.

RebeccaRFT 18

Wednesday 9 September 2015 3:16

Then her boss will be telling her to find a new job.

oreily12 23

Wednesday 9 September 2015 4:58

Forget using a brush, use a power washer and power wash that shit!

Isandri 29

Wednesday 9 September 2015 9:21

i'd be happy for suxh task, at least it keeps u occupied. but bitch move nonetheless :3

lenalee96 22

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:24

Cinderelly Cinderelly!

dolphinlvr7 24

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:24

Sneak into her place and swap hers with it

derangedplanet 23

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:35

Better yet use her face. kidding. mostly.

DMA0712 22

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:25

If cleaning the stairs is part of your job, maybe consider buying your own scrub brush.

CrispyBacon69 14

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:26

Use her toothbrush

cocoshake 16

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:26

sneakily swap it with hers after you are done cleaning

bwoolf96 21

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:26

Well, that's scrubbish!

AnalAssassin1 14

Wednesday 9 September 2015 6:34

You tried. And failed.

MrPigu 3

Wednesday 9 September 2015 10:03

No #8 tried and succeed, badly but still successfully.

thatnakedguy 17

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:26

Maybe he's just concerned about your hygiene?

Seabass_Chan 33

Wednesday 9 September 2015 9:14

*she

Agtthepw 21

Wednesday 9 September 2015 1:26

Then start scrubbing with toothpaste!

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