Miscellaneous: Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a...

By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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By lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By historyfreak_17 - 17/06/2012 07:11 - United States - Dearborn Heights

Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML

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By StrawberryJuicey - 13/12/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2014 03:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML

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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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Fx13mz 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:15

You can have some fun with those on Chattroulette.

urdirtyolduncle 15

Tuesday 12 July 2011 22:34

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to go bra shipping with your mother if you're a guy?

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Morgannbby 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:57

thank you for pointing that out. I just said that but my comment got moderated. haha but w/e.

Morgannbby 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:00

THAT IS A BIG FAT LIE!!!!!!!!!

coltsrock37 15

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:02

the fact that a guy is in a Victoria's Secret trying on bras next to her mother is unbelievably sketchh

hellkidz 2

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:03

why did you even go with her to Victoria Secret?!?!? btw nice

Jordano4444 7

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:05

Why did you take her bra shopping? Are you a bra expert? That's every moms dream, to have a son that knows about bras and is the same size as her!

Fakeddd 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:11

Co za asy...

PrincessLaurz 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:13

lol so don't cave to your moms pressure to try it on next time..you kinda deserve this op

Poison480 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:18

why would a guy try one on? I mean rlly?

Poison480 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:19

why would a guy try one on? I mean rlly?

IceFireRage 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:20

As a guy you willingly went into Victoria's Secret with your mum? To be honest the FML should've ended there.

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