Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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Fx13mz 7
You can have some fun with those on Chattroulette.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird to go bra shipping with your mother if you're a guy?
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Comments (298)
TwitchingNebula 17
You totally deserve it. Taking your mom shopping. For a bra. At Victoria's secret.
SydneyG 0
Someone needs to lose a wittle weight bahaha
msitalkalot 9
first of all...why would you take your mom bra shopping???
ClownInUrToilet 1
You can look at this in two ways... either your mom's flat OR you've got a nice rack.
cretan 4
wow, you are a guy taking your MOTHER to Victorias secret for bra shopping...how has no one else noticed this!!! are you into incest or something op? really, that is truly disturbing and you have some issues...
xoxo_lexi_xoxo 0
you NEVER bring your mother to Victorias secret. ever.
ScOrPiOnloool 6
sucks man
taticalnNinja 5
ray william johnson reference??
mellb_fml 3
Most of it makes sense if OP is gay...
agsilver 14
is your mom well-endowed or....