FML : Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants,...

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By kaheera4 - / Friday 4 April 2014 22:38 / United States

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By SweetasCandy0609 | 28

#5905384 - Saturday 5 April 2014 4:59

wow that's messed up your mom shouldn't be going around killing the Easter bunny like that.

By Le_Doctor | 10

#5905382 - Saturday 5 April 2014 4:58

Oh the loving embrace of grandmothers

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By oj101 | 33

#5905368 - Saturday 5 April 2014 4:56

Today's religion is tomorrow's mythology.

By asapp78 | 16

#5905378 - Saturday 5 April 2014 4:58

My kids mom... you had your chance.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5905466 - Saturday 5 April 2014 5:50

Erm...What now??

ThomasBombadil | 31

#5905662 - Saturday 5 April 2014 13:15

I agree #19. Not sure why #2 is getting so many thumbs down.

mannatee | 19

#5905666 - Saturday 5 April 2014 13:47

44-it's because the way she said it was really really stupid

PIGaming | 21

#5905673 - Saturday 5 April 2014 14:14

#45, its not that what she said was stupid, but the lack of punctuation makes what she may have meant to imply completly incomprehinsable.

sjbartholome | 14

#5905712 - Saturday 5 April 2014 15:25

@46: "45, its not what she said was stupid" #45 never said anything about the content of the comment being stupid. They said THE WAY they posted their comment was stupid.

epeeftw | 15

#5906023 - Saturday 5 April 2014 20:41

It wasn't that stupid the way it was phrased. It definitely wasn't incomprehensible. I understood it clearly and didn't have to think about it. It would be more stupid if someone couldn't understand that.

By uarudeassbitchyo | 17

#5905379 - Saturday 5 April 2014 4:58

Childhood ruined.

Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#5906329 - Sunday 6 April 2014 4:28

Go ahead with leaving the eggs around anyway. They'll never believe a word she says again.

By Le_Doctor | 10

#5905382 - Saturday 5 April 2014 4:58

Oh the loving embrace of grandmothers

By SweetasCandy0609 | 28

#5905384 - Saturday 5 April 2014 4:59

wow that's messed up your mom shouldn't be going around killing the Easter bunny like that.

ironichalibut | 24

#5905446 - Saturday 5 April 2014 5:29

She obviously has details on what happened, Op an their kids can phone the police. Maybe a police officer will be cool enough to pretend to be the Easter bunny, safe in police protection too.

By chocolatefrog28 | 29

#5905386 - Saturday 5 April 2014 5:00

It's nice that she supported your decision to celebrate the spirit of the day and played along in not ruining their holiday... Oh wait.

By thatnucca | 36

#5905391 - Saturday 5 April 2014 5:02

Why she gotta troll that hard though?! Smfh

imyy | 20

#5905593 - Saturday 5 April 2014 9:30

Smfh = suck my fanny hard? :-)

The phrase smh and smfh need to die. They're ridiculously stupid.

HeyTherexxx | 21

#5905630 - Saturday 5 April 2014 12:08

"Yolo" and "swag" are worse than "smh."
Go make the most ridiculous sayings die out before you target the petty ones.

PIGaming | 21

#5905675 - Saturday 5 April 2014 14:23

Both your comments are void as you honestly beleive that YOLO, smh and swag are either a phrase or a saying. In actual fact, they are abbreviations and/or slang! smh at swagfag teenieboppers.

ItsATwinThing | 9

#5905698 - Saturday 5 April 2014 15:06

"Slang is an abbreviation of the word shortened language." I think that's a quote from the Big Bang Theory.

8born8 | 18

#5907081 - Monday 7 April 2014 2:06

Colloquialisms.

By Saddyohh | 13

#5905405 - Saturday 5 April 2014 5:06

But like all great Saviors! The Easter Bunny rose from his tomb and still had his way with all those chickens. Amen!

By Retrokitty | 9

#5905407 - Saturday 5 April 2014 5:07

That's when you tell them grandmas just mad because the Easter bunny never got her anything, and teach them a lesson on why you don't take your anger out on other people.