By kaheera4 - 04/04/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28

wow that's messed up your mom shouldn't be going around killing the Easter bunny like that.

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Le_Doctor 10

Oh the loving embrace of grandmothers

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oj101 33

Today's religion is tomorrow's mythology.

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ThomasBombadil 31

I agree #19. Not sure why #2 is getting so many thumbs down.

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mannatee 19

44-it's because the way she said it was really really stupid

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PIGaming 21

#45, its not that what she said was stupid, but the lack of punctuation makes what she may have meant to imply completly incomprehinsable.

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sjbartholome 14

@46: "45, its not what she said was stupid" #45 never said anything about the content of the comment being stupid. They said THE WAY they posted their comment was stupid.

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epeeftw 16

It wasn't that stupid the way it was phrased. It definitely wasn't incomprehensible. I understood it clearly and didn't have to think about it. It would be more stupid if someone couldn't understand that.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Go ahead with leaving the eggs around anyway. They'll never believe a word she says again.

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Le_Doctor 10

Oh the loving embrace of grandmothers

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SweetasCandy0609 28

wow that's messed up your mom shouldn't be going around killing the Easter bunny like that.

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ironichalibut 24

She obviously has details on what happened, Op an their kids can phone the police. Maybe a police officer will be cool enough to pretend to be the Easter bunny, safe in police protection too.

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chocolatefrog28 29

It's nice that she supported your decision to celebrate the spirit of the day and played along in not ruining their holiday... Oh wait.

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thatnucca 36

Why she gotta troll that hard though?! Smfh

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imyy 20

Smfh = suck my fanny hard? :-) The phrase smh and smfh need to die. They're ridiculously stupid.

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HeyTherexxx 21

"Yolo" and "swag" are worse than "smh." Go make the most ridiculous sayings die out before you target the petty ones.

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PIGaming 21

Both your comments are void as you honestly beleive that YOLO, smh and swag are either a phrase or a saying. In actual fact, they are abbreviations and/or slang! smh at swagfag teenieboppers.

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ItsATwinThing 9

"Slang is an abbreviation of the word shortened language." I think that's a quote from the Big Bang Theory.

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Saddyohh 13

But like all great Saviors! The Easter Bunny rose from his tomb and still had his way with all those chickens. Amen!

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Retrokitty 9

That's when you tell them grandmas just mad because the Easter bunny never got her anything, and teach them a lesson on why you don't take your anger out on other people.

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EdenCrystal 21

Am I the only one who is wondering who would go out all the way to Easter Island to do that?

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