By toadface - 04/08/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML
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Hacksaw 4
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D'awwwww. Puppies are the bestest.

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xtraonionsnomayo 0

That's puppy love for you.

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teehee520 0
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That's disgusting... FYL

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LP95 0
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I'll take a more traditional approach to this troll-post: YDI FOR HAVING A DOG

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LP95 0
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Buried here too? this won't sit to well with the rest of the trolls.

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Eggers 2

uh no, ydi for letting your dog lick your mouth (which btw is a sign of dominance. youre that puppie's bitch now)

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Hacksaw 4
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D'awwwww. Puppies are the bestest.

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xtraonionsnomayo 0

That's puppy love for you.

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BingerGitch 15
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Puppies are the best.

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jackalope104 0

Big deal. Just go wash your face off

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caancoha 0
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That's so adorable! Don't forget the licking of his feces-covered anus.

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M13LO 0

luckily he didn't stick his tounge in your mouth

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Twin_Uzis 0

HAHA. This is a great one.

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americayay 0

YDI for letting her slobber all over your face either way. I mean, BEST CASE SCENARIO, her tongue has been all over her little lady parts. Ew.

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cataelophobia 1
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seriously. my little brother has a dog fetish or something too, he will purposely walk up to my dog and stick my dogs whole nose/mouth into his. YDI for not seeing your dog was chewing on something dead, then letting it lick your mouth.

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_Noon_ 0
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Ewww, that is gross.

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neverlandfairy 0

ew, that's disgusting. but hey, it's just a puppy.

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