By toadface - 04/08/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML
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D'awwwww. Puppies are the bestest.

That's puppy love for you.


That's disgusting... FYL

I'll take a more traditional approach to this troll-post: YDI FOR HAVING A DOG

Buried here too? this won't sit to well with the rest of the trolls.

uh no, ydi for letting your dog lick your mouth (which btw is a sign of dominance. youre that puppie's bitch now)

D'awwwww. Puppies are the bestest.

That's puppy love for you.

Puppies are the best.

Big deal. Just go wash your face off

That's so adorable! Don't forget the licking of his feces-covered anus.

luckily he didn't stick his tounge in your mouth

HAHA. This is a great one.

YDI for letting her slobber all over your face either way. I mean, BEST CASE SCENARIO, her tongue has been all over her little lady parts. Ew.

seriously. my little brother has a dog fetish or something too, he will purposely walk up to my dog and stick my dogs whole nose/mouth into his. YDI for not seeing your dog was chewing on something dead, then letting it lick your mouth.

Ewww, that is gross.

ew, that's disgusting. but hey, it's just a puppy.