Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
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pikachulove14 14
At least he is a good friend and told you.
lukeyhoward79236 17
At least you found out that way, rather than her attempting cheating on you, and your friend was honest to tell you what happened, you have a good friend there
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Comments (104)
Chanti_fml 26
Classy girl you have there, giving other men her number while being on a date with you.
jrock9093 18
What a dirty Biach sorry bud let her go if she's doing it in front of you she's doing it behind your back you'll find better and get better believe that good luck op
flowerbug 4
Your friend is a bro. Girlfriend...not so much.
Rainhawk94 27
bros over hoes
pikachulove14 14
bros before hoes*
Welshite 39
No no. It's bros divided by hoes multiplied by the total amount of dough.
jarrettd 27
But if you know how low the hoe can go then that just really blows. And so on and so forth.
AllegroRubato 16
Good friend, horrible girlfriend.
Trinidad727 9
Dam man!! At least you now know who's trust worthy and who isn't! Bros before hoes.
rememberkids 14
She must've thought that his friend was a sleaze bag like she is. Your friend is definitely a bro.
Rainhawk94 27
not really. get rid of that bitch
LaLince 40
good friend there
menoseloso 13
Bros before hoes.
romanrox909 7
Girlfriends come and go but friends are forever. Your friend has a heart of gold. (: You deserve better OP
mastervuk 9
Dump that bitch