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By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 18:00

Today, I had pest guys over, so I asked if I should put my cat away. They asked if he was crazy, and I usually call him a "nut job" or a "handful" but instead of one of those, I said, "He's a handjob" to them. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Pest control techs are expensive. Perhaps, you subliminally suggested an alternative payment plan.

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Thaylok 17

Always answer a closed ended question with a sime Yes/No response. This is something my wife of 25 years is still learning.

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Besides avoiding the rare slip o the tongue, or with regard to legal matters, why? People tend to answer more thoroughly in general discussion; it’s how regular conversation works, especially friendly communication.

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RichardPencil 30

Pest control techs are expensive. Perhaps, you subliminally suggested an alternative payment plan.

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Yudith 24

For the next time, you should put your nut job away for at least twelve hours starting the moment the pest guys start treating your apartment. If it's just an inspection, though, you don't need to move your handful.

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