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  fmmfl1993  |  1

People are going to get butt hurt over your comment. They'll be like " you had the second comment and you wasted it on this" or "you could have replied to number 1's comment." Good luck.


31-Is that what you consider being "butt hurt"? While I agree that the whole "waste of comment space" thing is BS, as it isn't stopping anyone from commenting, he could've easily replied instead.

Although it could've been an accidental post instead of a reply. Which is forgivable.

For now.

  perdix  |  29

#22, because they are jealous of your great cheese and beer and Harleys.

Also, you spend too much time apologizing for how harsh your winters are, and not enough time bragging about how fantastic your summers are. The entire American South should move to Wisconsin from June through September, at least. Summer in Wisconsin is magnificent!

  perdix  |  29

#30, I spent the past two summers in Wisconsin. (Waukesha which is only about 15 miles from Milwaukee) I found the weather to be delightful and not terribly humid at all. Considering I spent the previous 30 summers in Houston, my built-in hygrometer may be set a little differently than yours ;)

  SpicyDuck  |  22

No one likes Wyoming because the only things to do there is get into drugs and get knocked up at a young age. That's all I ever hear about when I'm there.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

You could totally be like the dude from the invention of the lie. Tell her you can't lie and she would be like putty in your hands. Not saying it is morally correct, but then again, my moral compass points at the ground...

  saksxalmo  |  20

I once convinced a girl that there were no birds in France, and that if you ever see a bird there, it's imported. She had won a prize for academic achievement...

By  Pleonasm  |  34

"I sued Verizon
'Cause I get all depressed
Any time my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado
'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming " Weird Al